Dave's definitions

NCAA

The greatest sports league in the world. Players actually play for the game, and not for the money. Way more intense than the NFL or NBA.

NCAA 2005, is the best video game on the face of the earth, the game is way better than Madden.

by Dave June 1, 2004

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005

achtung

ahck-tohng
ahck-toong

Deutsche (german) word for "warning" or "alert".

"Achtung, achtung! Der amerikaner blah blah blah......I still have yet to master deutsche. -_- "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

hamtaro

A japanese anime about a hamster, named Hamtaro, and how he hangs around a bunch of other hamsters, all with different personalities, and how they......well, what DO THEY DO? Do they experience life? Do they hang around doing shit about shit? WHAT!?

"Hamtaro is an ok show though. You really could do worse. Wanna watch Pokemon instead?!"
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

G3A3

Assault rifle developed by Heckler & Koch. 20-round clip chambered for 7.62x51mm NATO.

Said to be very accurate.

"The G3A3 is a fine gun in Raven Shield. But the MP5SD5 serves me better it seems."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

local black guy

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".

"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

Hassan

verb: To kick someone repeatedly with a steel-toed boot for a completely irrational reason.

You ate the last cookie? I'm going to Hassan the shit out of you!

by Dave March 4, 2011