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A spin-off of the word lol, derived from the softdrink Lilt, which used the slogan 'the totally tropical taste'. Has been used by roughly three people in the entire world. Ever.
N00b: hey man i heard the chicken crossed the road TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Ch00b: LOLT THE TOTALLY TROPICAL TASTE!!!~
lolt by Dave December 30, 2004
A term relating to how a woman's breasts bounce frequently.
"Mai Shiranui is bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy......"
bouncy by Dave December 30, 2004

Shalashaska

Russian slang term for "prison".
"I fought wars in Afghanistan, Mozambique, Eritrea, and Chad. Among the Mujihadin guerillas, I was known and feared as 'Shalashaska'."
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS

"Someone correct me on the spelling of 'Mujihadin' please!"
-me
Shalashaska by Dave December 30, 2004
What the Russians call a World War. Understandably so, because World War I and World War II were full-scale, destructive conflicts that involved all of humanity.
"World War I was called The Great War, and World War II was called The Great Patriotic War."
Great War by Dave December 30, 2004

Stalingrad 

A major setting in the Eastern theater of WWII, where almost-infinite Soviets were sent into battle to fend off the invading nazi forces. An entirely urban setting, it was one of the bloodiest scenarios during WWII.

Maybe this is why the Russians call WWII "The Great Patriotic War".
"Stalingrad is a decent map to fight on in Battlefield."
-me
Stalingrad by Dave December 30, 2004
*In the Tenchi storyline, she is one of the three goddesses. She is also what Sasami will look like when she's an adult, because Sasami died at a young age and thus Tsunami merged with her corpse to revive her.

*Japanese for "port wave" (?), which is, in essence, a HUGE tidal wave. Tsunamis are usually caused by earthquakes underneath the ocean, specifically the Pacific Ocean, and the result of this phenomenon is a towering wave of ocean water that is capable of destroying & drowning almost anything in its path.
"The tsunami that attacked the Orient, among other nations, is the largest tsunami in history. And the freaky part is that it occurred right after Christmas! And if that isn't scary enough, America's west coast is under the threat of a tsunami just like the one post-Christmas. Anyway, let's lend a helping hand to those who suffered from the cruel aftermath of this ungodly tsunami."
-me
Tsunami by Dave December 30, 2004
Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^
"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me
breasts by Dave December 30, 2004