Dave's definitions

C Bag

C*nt bag.Nasty term for someone, usually used in a joking way!

Ayersey you C Bag

by DAve January 24, 2004

American Couch Sloth

A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!

Can you tune my guitar?

Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!

by Dave June 28, 2004

shite

Another word for "shit".

"This place is shite."
-one of the dung beetles (spelling?) from Conker's Bad Fur Day

by Dave March 26, 2004

pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

by dave May 16, 2003

eer

to attract ones attention by shouting 'eer'

eer mate can i hav some cowies

by dave April 28, 2003

pritneer

another word for 'almost'. a bastardization of 'pretty near' used mostly in maine.

we cut pritneer 2 cords of wood today.

by dave December 4, 2003

nigzy

my word bitches!!! wat ud call a girl friend or friends that are girls instead of sayin nigga and gettin an ass whoopin because ur a white jew who just layed the n-bomb.

look at dat hoe! wuttup nigzy!

by dave March 13, 2004