Dave's definitions

nazi

An acronym for National Socialist; from the German NAtionale soZIalist.
Refers to members of the National Socialist party, or anything to do with the National Socialist party.

"The Nazis" is much easier than saying "The National Socialist Party" in essays about 1930's Germany.

by Dave May 13, 2005

canoozing

A canoe trip combined with the comsumption of a large amount of cheap beer(preferably Old Mil)

Nate lost his paddle but managed to save the cooler when we tipped over in the rapids while canoozing

by dave November 21, 2004

Thump Eah Eah Eah

To be screwed

Derived from the sound of squeeky bed springs or sex without sufficent lubricant.

Bob: "What happened to that chick who got caught giving BJs in the boys room?"
Dan: "Thump Eah Eah Eah"

by Dave October 10, 2004

Ryne

To think its funny to hurt people becuase your penis is so small you think it will make you a big man to show someone else up.

He had a big ego and went around being Ryne to persons.

I dont care for that kid he's just too Ryne too often.

by Dave July 25, 2006

fairy

*An offensive word toward a male coward.

*An offensive word toward a homosexual. Supposedly British context.

*A tiny little woman with insect wings. Some men can be such as well, but the female kind are much more popular.

*A popular internet picture of a Japanimated babe that does a little hop and her breasts do a little bounce as a result. Comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.

"There's the deer. Take'im!"
"But....but I can't..."
"What?"
"I don't wanna hurt the little innocent animal!"
"You fuckin' fairy!"

"*lispy* Ooh, customers! Let's get down tonight pretty-boy!"
"Don't touch me you fairy."

"Fairies are not real."

"I love my bouncy fairies. ^_^ "

by Dave December 9, 2004

in charge

to run up to a girl when she is bent over and slam your dick in her ass

I "in charged" her last night

by dave February 24, 2004

Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.

"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."

by Dave June 20, 2004