go fist your asshole. originated by a guy named stu in harrisburg, pennsylvania. it can be used joking or seriously
by Dave January 04, 2005
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Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.
Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".
Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.
Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".
"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
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by Dave April 01, 2004
Get the UMP mug.*A slang term referring to the scrotum (aka : testicles).
*A type of backpack, often worn by military personnel, usually squarish-shaped and used for storing miscellaneous supplies.
*A type of backpack, often worn by military personnel, usually squarish-shaped and used for storing miscellaneous supplies.
"I'll kick that dumbfuck right in the rucksack if I have to! >_< "
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"I wanan wear a rucksack to school one day."
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"I wanan wear a rucksack to school one day."
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by Dave May 19, 2004
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Fusil Automatique, Manufacture d'Armes de St. Etienne
Manufactured by Giat. 5.56x45mm NATO, 25-round clip. Bullpup. 1000 RPM.
French standard-issue assault rifle.
Fusil Automatique, Manufacture d'Armes de St. Etienne
Manufactured by Giat. 5.56x45mm NATO, 25-round clip. Bullpup. 1000 RPM.
French standard-issue assault rifle.
"FAMAS's are cool...but if one learns it's French, they won't like it. Idiots. The French can be idiots, but their FAMAS is cool!"
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by Dave April 16, 2004
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fehng-shwee (my pronunciation)
The Chinese-originated belief that the environment gives energy that you can use to your own being. Not just a belief; it actually is real.
There is actually a whole LOT to feng shui, but you should look it up on your own. Lemme give you some examples:
Take for example, a mansion. Let's say you have a mansion and it is very-well decorated. Your feng shui would be great because you feel at great leisure because of the cleanliness & well-designed room of your own.
An example of negative feng shui would be if you live in a house that is not apt to your tastes, and is possibly filled with trash, or perhaps even an enormous pig-sty. This negative feng shui will possibly foster laziness, and even psychological results such as negative emotions, doubt, etc.
Feng shui deals not only with your personal shelter, but also the environment in general.
Most unfortunately, feng shui has been perverted into a drug-related symbol thanks to the hippies, along with the yin-yang (which basically represents good & evil in us all). In otherwords, when you speak of feng shui to the general public, you're probably going to be prejudged as a nut-job. Sad really.
Hippies need to realize completely what yin-yang and feng shui mean. THEY ARE NOT DRUG SYMBOLS. They are philosophical symbols that originated from ancient China, and these symbols have deep backgrounds that is worth researching.
fuhng-shwei
fehng-shwee (my pronunciation)
The Chinese-originated belief that the environment gives energy that you can use to your own being. Not just a belief; it actually is real.
There is actually a whole LOT to feng shui, but you should look it up on your own. Lemme give you some examples:
Take for example, a mansion. Let's say you have a mansion and it is very-well decorated. Your feng shui would be great because you feel at great leisure because of the cleanliness & well-designed room of your own.
An example of negative feng shui would be if you live in a house that is not apt to your tastes, and is possibly filled with trash, or perhaps even an enormous pig-sty. This negative feng shui will possibly foster laziness, and even psychological results such as negative emotions, doubt, etc.
Feng shui deals not only with your personal shelter, but also the environment in general.
Most unfortunately, feng shui has been perverted into a drug-related symbol thanks to the hippies, along with the yin-yang (which basically represents good & evil in us all). In otherwords, when you speak of feng shui to the general public, you're probably going to be prejudged as a nut-job. Sad really.
Hippies need to realize completely what yin-yang and feng shui mean. THEY ARE NOT DRUG SYMBOLS. They are philosophical symbols that originated from ancient China, and these symbols have deep backgrounds that is worth researching.
"My house is a pig-sty so my feng shui is horrible. But sometimes, you make do. If you want better feng shui if you're in a pig-sty house, go outside and go for a walk. Just make sure you don't get too addicted to the freedom out there, or else you'll never want to go back to your pig-sty home. That's how I am."
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by Dave June 29, 2004
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"Smells Like Teen Spirit sucks. Thriller is a better song, and a better music video. You know it, and I know it. So get over it."
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by Dave December 25, 2004
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