Dave's definitions

darkie

A black person.

"I'll take the darkie on the left."
-a friend of mine, amongst many others, during a game of Rival Schools

by Dave January 14, 2004

shift

To run off very very fast.

Shit! Feds! Let's shift.

by dAVE July 3, 2003

kuzza

A pakistani term for a close friend or relative

e.g. 'Yo safe kuzza, wahgwan', 'Pass that bud kuzza'

by Dave March 30, 2004

Shippo

A character from Inuyasha. A fox-demon so adorably cute that you just wanna punch him upside the cranium.

"I found out that my definition of Shippo was removed! YOU BASTARDS!! You people really hate freedom of speech these days. What? Do you not like me ripping into Wapanese people & emo-kids? First my definition of Michael Moore is removed, then Iraqi children, and now this one! You cocksuckers should just get over the fact that there ARE people sharper than you, and should be free to express their opinions! You people have no respect for people who work hard on things! These were what this nation was founded on, and now it's fuckwads like you who are trying to fuck society up with your little over-emotional bullshit, not to mention control EVERYTHING everyone says! Go fuck yourselves!"
-me ^_^

by Dave October 19, 2004

japper

the japs-eye,the eye of the snake.

got my dick pierced,right through the japper

by dave May 20, 2003

fishing

(v) the act of picking up chicks.

we're going to the party tomarrow night to do some fishing. you wanna come?

by dave November 12, 2003

Darth Vader

The most bad-ass Star Wars character. Once he was a snotty stuck-up brat named Anakin Skywalker (or at least, he was such when he grew up), but after he fell to his doom in molten lava, a kick-ass black suit was made that could preserve his body. Now as the master of the Force, he can choke people using telekinesis, and like Yoda, get all the hoes.

"I didn't raise my son to be a wimp!"
-Darth Vader, after hearing Luke cry

by Dave January 6, 2005