Dave's definitions

cunnilingus

An art; the art of using your mouth to give sexual satisfaction to a woman's vagina.

"I want to practice cunnilingus so bad...^.^ lol"

by Dave April 23, 2004

fanny flaps

In Britain, used to refer to the labia majora of the female vagina. Otherwise known as the vaginal "lips".

Can be used as a derogatory term, in the same way that cunt, dick, asshole would be used.

That chick has huge fanny flaps.

I'd like to wrap my fanny flaps around that guy's cock.

Shutup fanny flaps.

by Dave March 5, 2003

rate

US Navy ranking system.

"Not rank...rate. There is a difference. Kind of..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

sww

Solar-Wide Web. The internet in the Cowboy Bebop storyline.

"Watch Cowboy Bebop for more info."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Jimmy Carter

Great man, crappy president. Said to have fat lips.

You can be an example of this guy if you know that trick to make your lips look like they're huge. Roll down your bottom lip, then stick out your tongue and lay it on your upper lip close to your nose.

by Dave January 16, 2004

Almost as sexy as Kitty

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

by Dave July 15, 2003

morris dancer

Some wierdo's who paint their faces black and dance round sticks in the country (in England).
Usually from the South West, anal and gay - probably has sex with members of their own family

Fucking Morris dancers - they're everywhere. It's about time they passed a law against it

by Dave July 8, 2003