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*Full Name : Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein was an intelligent man who theorized many scientific fields that we, to this day, are continuing to research. He is generally credited for developing the theory of relativity, and is perhaps the father of the nuclear age.

*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.
"Don't worry about your troubles with math, for mine are much more difficult than yours."
-Albert Einstein

"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"
-a soldier
by Dave November 29, 2004
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How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.
"Oh, my, gawd. Becky, look at her butt. That is, like, so..."
-a valleygirl

"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl
by Dave March 30, 2004
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when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt
were smoking the turkey
by Dave March 31, 2005
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"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me
by Dave March 30, 2004
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Big meaty asscheeks that are so sexy that you just wanna spank 'em n kiss 'em n cum on 'em. Always used as prime stroke off material.
My old girlfriend Ruthie S. had quite the badonkadonk....I used to stroke off to it several times daily, even at work!
by Dave February 6, 2004
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The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.
Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!
by Dave March 17, 2005
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