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Definitions by Dave

alabama briefcase 

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.
hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"
alabama briefcase by dave April 21, 2005
nena u fat bastard!!!!
nena by dave April 20, 2005

Churchill smoothie 

When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.
"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."
Churchill smoothie by Dave April 20, 2005

slippery feather 

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.
Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.
slippery feather by Dave April 20, 2005
A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately
You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!
Fedex by Dave April 19, 2005
<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"
FedEx by Dave April 19, 2005