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Short for "761st Tank Battalion", also known as the "Black Panthers". They were a tank division, composed of blacks, during WWII.
by Dave October 4, 2004

Codename initials for an Armored Personnel Carrier, a type of armored vehicle commonly used for transporting military personnel.
"A Hummer isn't a good example of an APC because it's not so well-armored; it's meant for high-speed transportation. But since there are many different kinds of Hummers, maybe one could be souped-up to withstand bulet-barrages."
by Dave March 26, 2004

A kickass metal band from Norway which features Dimmu Borgir's first drummer. The name was inspired by a horror movie about witches, but to avoid copyright complications they changed one letter.
Susperia is awesome.
by Dave July 9, 2004

The act of turning in a whole bunch of applications to different areas of employment in hope that at least one of them employs you.
The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.
The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.
by Dave April 1, 2004

When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.
Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.
by Dave February 1, 2004

The name of the PLA's (People's Liberation Army) nuclear force.
I assume the 1st Artillery is mostly the common conventional explosives, fired in barrages from distant mortars and howitzers, etc.
I assume the 1st Artillery is mostly the common conventional explosives, fired in barrages from distant mortars and howitzers, etc.
by Dave April 16, 2004

"Because this is a country founded on opinionism (among other things too), the opinions of stupid people are taken into account. That is what's screwing up this country. It's always opinion VS opinion. Intelligence VS intelligence. Although it's free-will, it spreads like wildfire and there's no controlling it......now that I word it like this, you're probably thinking I'm an anti-American communist. Which is VERY far from the truth, you prejudmental bastard."
-me
-me
by Dave July 14, 2004
