Dave's definitions

Truckie

The only real type of firefighter. They go in without water and search for people before the fire is out.

There are only 2 types of firefighter, Truckies and those who want to be truckies.

by Dave March 24, 2005

DK

Donkey Kong!

"Donkey Kong Country was the shit back in its day. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

BLUMF

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

by Dave January 10, 2004

floppy

A type of computer disk, often 3.5''.

"I have a floppy in my pocket."
"Whatid you say?"
"I mean a floppy disk you linear-minded fuck."

by Dave March 23, 2004

artillery

*A term referring to a lot of weapons of all kinds.

*Technical name for cannons that lob shells at great distances and cause much damage.

"Bring on the heavy artillery!"

"The Chinese excel in using artillery."

by Dave September 10, 2004

lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

injun

Racist slur toward a person of native american heritage.

See also ijin ; it's spelt this way so that it doesn't sound like it's mistaken for "engine".

"Damn injuns livin' in them teepees!"

by Dave April 6, 2004