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Rooskie

Improper spelling of the word "ruskie", which is a racist slur toward a Russian.
"Damn Rooskies!"
"You spelt it wrong."
"Oh shut up you commie!"
"Stop being judgmental. I never said I believed in--"
"YES YOU DID GODDAMMIT!!"
"Jesus Christ man. Take some ridalin. No wait, don't, uh, for Godsakes take a sedative or whatever. I mean seriously, it's OK to be proud to be an American, but don't let all that pride get to your head. -,- "
by Dave July 6, 2004
mugGet the Rooskiemug.

thong

A very beautiful piece of clothing, worn often by females, especially beautiful females.
A thong is like a pair of panties, but more slim, tight, and especially exposes the buttocks.

Thongs also come in the form of bikini bottoms or one-piece swimsuits.

Thongs are NOT appropriate for males. But that's my opinion. I don't wear thongs, I wear basic white underwear.
"My girlfriend says she always wears thongs because she 'doesn't like panty-lines'. Well, whatever works for her. Personally, she is sexy in a thong. ^.^ "
-me

"I think women wear thongs because they are liked, or if they know they're hot."
-me
by Dave April 23, 2004
mugGet the thongmug.

charva

i used to sell the mera peak (berghaus)jackets to the charvas, they would come in an say: " av yee got that bluee borghoose?" i would stand there and ask: "err which one are you after" the reply would be " the blue one like". So after 20mins trying to figure out exactly which one it is ( there are many borghooses) they would finally pay £250 in a wad of tenners, where do they get their money from? Im one of those hippie types not that i have long hair but they always think i am.." howw yee hiipie cunt" i just laugh. no education, no brains too much cheap piss and yes i totally agree kids at the age of 14. they should be wiped from the face of the earth. The Glaswegian name for a charva is NED or Non Educated Delinquient.. very true
by dave February 16, 2005
mugGet the charvamug.

war eagle

A battle cry that preppy, hippy rednecks (yes thats possible) yell out at Auburn Univeristy athletic events that really makes no sense at all.
This Auburn frat guy kept yelling "war eagle" in his polo knit shirt until (thank god) this normal guy knocked him out.
by Dave January 3, 2005
mugGet the war eaglemug.

Arsetard

A Person Who Is Both Stoopid And Annoying
by Dave August 18, 2003
mugGet the Arsetardmug.

ice clamper

the ice clampers are in the harbour today
by dave March 16, 2005
mugGet the ice clampermug.

mopper

someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.
That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.
by Dave November 30, 2003
mugGet the moppermug.

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