Dave's definitions

CJ

Carl Johnson from Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas.

"CJ's my nigga! I can dress him up, bulk him up, hone his skills, and even customize his wheels. For shizzle!"
-me, in poor ghetto-talk

by Dave November 3, 2004

Richardackland

Ape-like, monkey-like, in both looks and expression

by Dave March 22, 2003

GI Jane

A hack toward ANYONE wearing military clothing.

SOME JACKOFF : "Lookit that fucker; he looks like GI Jane."
ME : "Go fuck yourself."

by Dave January 6, 2005

classy

A term I use to refer to something original, but to the point of looking so cool in the process.

"Solid Snake throwing a grenade into the turret of the M1 tank....that's so classy. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Retarded Animal Babies

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?

"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me

by Dave December 14, 2004

Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks

Pam says she's in love with carrot top!

by dave November 25, 2003

kick

1)a swift blow, delivered a leg
2)relax
3)a pleasing occurance or object
4)harm

1look how far that KICK went
2im juts gonna KICK back
3 no school today, KICK!(derived from kick ass
4 im gonna kick your ass

by Dave January 31, 2004