Darren O'Donnell's definitions

Tobaccdraft

(noun) The smoke that drifts into buildings from the cigarette addicts who stand just outside, hauling on their butts.

I was trying to eat my banana bread at the Common Cafe, when the tobaccdraft killed my appetite.

by Darren O'Donnell June 19, 2008

Shovel-Ready

A state of readiness, needing only a shift in resources - monetary, emotional, psychological - in ones favor.

I'm shovel-ready for a relationship with Betty, if only she knew I existed.

by Darren O'Donnell January 28, 2009

Complag

Verb.

To brag while pretending to complain.

Jake is always complagging about how tiresome it is to be making art in Europe.

I was complagging about the fact that since August 28th, I've been on fourteen flights. But it really is hard on my back!

by Darren O'Donnell November 14, 2007

beaugliful

Having qualities that both delight and repulse the senses. Usually used to describe a person who is both very attractive and very hideous at the very same time.

Christopher Walken is beaugliful. Paula Jones, the woman who sued Bill Clinton, is beaugliful. Beaugliful, like any aesthetic assesment, is in the eyes of the beholder.

by Darren O'Donnell May 21, 2006

procrasturbation

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

by darren o'donnell July 17, 2004

videlusion

a delusional impulse while video chatting with someone.

While videochatting with Yvonne, she went to the bathroom. I had the videlusion that I could hide in her closet and scare her when she came back. (true story)

by Darren O'Donnell June 25, 2008

douchebait

A comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.

Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.

I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.

by Darren O'Donnell May 2, 2011