Darren O'Donnell's definitions

Alarm Cock

A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.

My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.

by Darren O'Donnell October 11, 2008

videlusion

a delusional impulse while video chatting with someone.

While videochatting with Yvonne, she went to the bathroom. I had the videlusion that I could hide in her closet and scare her when she came back. (true story)

by Darren O'Donnell June 25, 2008

flirtcast

A sexy email sent to a friend or acquaintance in the hopes that s/he will take the bait and a hookup will ensue.

I'm really stressed these days because I sent out a bunch of flirtcasts yesterday and haven't heard back from any of them.

I'm supposed to be working on a grant but, instead, I'm spending the whole day flirtcasting.

I did some pretty heavy flirtcasting with that woman who works at the Drake and now I'm paranoid I've pissed her off.

by Darren O'Donnell February 25, 2007

beaugliful

Having qualities that both delight and repulse the senses. Usually used to describe a person who is both very attractive and very hideous at the very same time.

Christopher Walken is beaugliful. Paula Jones, the woman who sued Bill Clinton, is beaugliful. Beaugliful, like any aesthetic assesment, is in the eyes of the beholder.

by Darren O'Donnell May 21, 2006

waywo

An acronym for the phrase 'what are you working on?", often to be heard asked by urban artsters of each other.

First Artster: Waywo?

Second Artster: I'm fine-tuning a treatment for a tv series about the flavours of the world's salt, shooting a video for some random band, editing my first novel and putting together a sick mix for muxtape. (translation: nothing.)

by Darren O'Donnell May 1, 2008

Shovel-Ready

A state of readiness, needing only a shift in resources - monetary, emotional, psychological - in ones favor.

I'm shovel-ready for a relationship with Betty, if only she knew I existed.

by Darren O'Donnell January 28, 2009

procrasturbation

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

by darren o'donnell July 17, 2004