DarknessMyOldFriend's definitions

Oofeefers

When somethings hits you very damn hard physically and mentally and is a massive wasted opportunity. Basically a Ripeeper and Oof combined.

Person A: Dude I just took such an L cause I asked 10 girls out and they said no.
Person B: Bro it's cause you went up to them and started talking about math, massive oofeefers.

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 22, 2019

Huzaifa

A living legend. He gets a 100 matches on Tinder everyday. Some say that he's nocturnal, but little do they know that he actually grinds computer science during a day aspiring to be a true Computer Science Legend like Jeff Dean, Alan Turing and Mark Zuckerburg. He is the truest definition of a lad.

Person A: Give Huzaifa a medal. He is a true legend.

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 23, 2019

Feroofs

When something hits you very hard physically or mentally. A synonym for the word Oofers

Person A: I got a F on my test
Person B: Massive Feroofs

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 23, 2019

Yeet and Repeat

To continuously fuck a girl multiple times.

Imma yeet and repeat on a 10 tonight

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Smash and Dash

To bust a nut on a girl and then just ditch her.

Tbh not down for anything serious tonight just a smash and dash

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Slowbats

An act of playing Pokémon Showdown very slowly due to external reasons or just two slow players playing against each other.

* Person A looks at Person B *
Person B: Slowbats?

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

L City

The act of taking so many L's.

I failed my exam, my gf broke up with me and I got fired from my part time job. L City.

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 23, 2019