Reet

Short for the word retard. A massive idiot.

Stop being a reet mate.

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Shitto

When you talk about your Friend just being absolute shit at a given task.

Person A: Sean just lost two princess towers in Clash Royale.
Person B: Sean Shitto

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 23, 2019

Smash and Dash

To bust a nut on a girl and then just ditch her.

Tbh not down for anything serious tonight just a smash and dash

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Feroofs

When something hits you very hard physically or mentally. A synonym for the word Oofers

Person A: I got a F on my test
Person B: Massive Feroofs

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 23, 2019

Mayuri

A really pretty girl, who is really smart at the same time. She’s not a shallow girl at all and she has a deep and thoughtful side to her. On top of being an amazing kisser. If you find a Mayuri you should ask her out.

Mayuri is so amazing. She’s the total package.

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Huzaifa

A living legend. He gets a 100 matches on Tinder everyday. Some say that he's nocturnal, but little do they know that he actually grinds computer science during a day aspiring to be a true Computer Science Legend like Jeff Dean, Alan Turing and Mark Zuckerburg. He is the truest definition of a lad.

Person A: Give Huzaifa a medal. He is a true legend.

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 23, 2019

Ripeepers

When a massive bloody wasted opportunity happens and you miss it. Essentially a more extreme RIP.

Person A: I got a F In Math on my report
Person B: Rip. But I got an F in all my subjects.
Person A: RIPEEPERS

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019