Definitions by DarknessMyOldFriend

Reet 

Short for the word retard. A massive idiot.

Stop being a reet mate.

Reet by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Yeet and Repeat 

To continuously fuck a girl multiple times.

Imma yeet and repeat on a 10 tonight

Yeet and Repeat by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Yeet on my reet 

An arbritrary saying which can really mean anything. Used as a victory or challenging statement

* Kills player in Fortnite *
Person A: Yeet on my reet

Yeet on my reet by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Slowbats 

An act of playing Pokémon Showdown very slowly due to external reasons or just two slow players playing against each other.

* Person A looks at Person B *
Person B: Slowbats?

Slowbats by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Ripeepers 

When a massive bloody wasted opportunity happens and you miss it. Essentially a more extreme RIP.

Person A: I got a F In Math on my report
Person B: Rip. But I got an F in all my subjects.
Person A: RIPEEPERS

Ripeepers by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Smash and Dash 

To bust a nut on a girl and then just ditch her.

Tbh not down for anything serious tonight just a smash and dash

Smash and Dash by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Oofers 

When something just hits you very hard both physically or mentally. A more extreme version of oof.

Person A: My dad just died of cancer
Person B: Oof, I feel you man my parents both died of cancer
Person A: Press F, oofers

Oofers by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019