DarknessMyOldFriend's definitions

Slowbats

An act of playing Pokémon Showdown very slowly due to external reasons or just two slow players playing against each other.

* Person A looks at Person B *
Person B: Slowbats?

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Oofers

When something just hits you very hard both physically or mentally. A more extreme version of oof.

Person A: My dad just died of cancer
Person B: Oof, I feel you man my parents both died of cancer
Person A: Press F, oofers

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Mayuri

A really pretty girl, who is really smart at the same time. She’s not a shallow girl at all and she has a deep and thoughtful side to her. On top of being an amazing kisser. If you find a Mayuri you should ask her out.

Mayuri is so amazing. She’s the total package.

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019