DarkMillennia's definitions

horror

Catching your parents having sex.

"Hmm hm hm hm hm, hey Ma, can you--OH MY GOD! MOM--DAD--DOING IT--MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

separation of church and state

An important part of the Constitution that isn't literally written in said document. It's implied, under the reasoning that since we have freedom of religion, any leaning on the government's part toward any one religion would force everyone to only be a part of that religion, and violate their constitutional rights.

We need separation of church and state. Very badly. Especially with Dubya in office.

by DarkMillennia September 4, 2003

education

Not something you can easily get here in the good 'ol USA.

We can't get a proper education here in the U.S. because all of the schools are grossly underfunded, the teachers underpaid, and everything we're taught nothing but lies painted rose.

by DarkMillennia August 23, 2003

deadbeat dad

An idiot who knocked up his woman, married her, got caught fucking his secretary, got bitchslapped with divorce papers, and refuses to pay up child support because the woman won't let him see the kids.

This is why condoms were invented, people. Use them.

by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

George Orwell

A fucking psychic.

George Orwell's book "1984" successfully predicted the state of the world today. If there's hope, it lies in the proles.

by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

Elmer Fudd

A fucking idiot who spends his days getting the shit kicked out of him by a rabbit and a duck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That fucking rabbit stole Elmer Fudd's shotgun and shoved it up the stupid fucker's ass for the seventeenth time today!

by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

Mudblood

The dumbest fucking insult ever to be conjured up.

Harry Potter pimpslapped Draco Malfoy for being a retard after Malfoy called his bitch a mudblood.

by DarkMillennia September 4, 2003