Definitions by DarkMillennia

deadbeat dad 

An idiot who knocked up his woman, married her, got caught fucking his secretary, got bitchslapped with divorce papers, and refuses to pay up child support because the woman won't let him see the kids.

This is why condoms were invented, people. Use them.

deadbeat dad by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

horror 

Catching your parents having sex.

"Hmm hm hm hm hm, hey Ma, can you--OH MY GOD! MOM--DAD--DOING IT--MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

horror by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

Chun Li 

A character from the Street Fighter video games. Crazy-ass kung fu bitch whose sole purpose in life is to stick her size 9 boot far up M. Bison's ass.

And so the Lord said unto thee: "Chun Li! Thou shalt lay the royal smackdown on M. Bison's bitch ass." And Chun Li did beat the shit out of M. Bison, and it was good, and the people rejoiced.
Chun Li 3:16

Chun Li by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

guinea pig 

A larger version of a wordhamster/word. Goes good with barbecue sauce.

I just fried me up a guinea pig the other day, and it was damn good! They oughta sell these things at KFC...

guinea pig by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

education

Not something you can easily get here in the good 'ol USA.

We can't get a proper education here in the U.S. because all of the schools are grossly underfunded, the teachers underpaid, and everything we're taught nothing but lies painted rose.

education by DarkMillennia August 23, 2003

Patriot Act 

Our country's fucking death knell.

The Americans are pissed off because their rights were taken away and their Constitution torn apart by the Patriot Act.

Patriot Act by DarkMillennia August 17, 2003

George Orwell 

A fucking psychic.

George Orwell's book "1984" successfully predicted the state of the world today. If there's hope, it lies in the proles.

George Orwell by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003