Amiga

The best damn computer the world has ever seen! The textbook definition of superiority over its peers.

"I wanted something that bit better - I got an Amiga!"

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Pert

Perky, usually to describle breasts of moderately small size, but perfectly formed.

Her tits aren't that big, but pert? Oh most definately yes!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Phantom turd

Faeces that disappears around the u-bend without flushing, leaving no trace it had ever been there.

I know I've just had a shit, but it's a phantom turd!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Peanut smuggling

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts

Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Snail trail

The pre seminal fluid left in undergarments or bedcloths following a major erection that did not result in ejaculation.

With all that lovely hifi equipment, I left a snail trail in my pants!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Intel

Influential semiconductor manufacturer, most notably for making x86 series of computer microprocessors for the well past its sell-by date, PC platform. Despite newer and potentially better architectures coming along, Intel continues to throw billions and billions at the same compromised to all hell, 1970s derived, archaic chunks of fan-encrusted kludge, with bolted on bells and whistles enough to keep it just ahead of the game, rather that get their heads together with all the other bigwigs, rip up the tattered old PeeCee blueprints, and put those billions into giving us a new, no compromises computer platform that we should have had 15 years ago.

"For all your central heating needs, call Intel!"

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Croak

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.

One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004