Dark 1's definitions

Croak

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.

One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Phantom turd

Faeces that disappears around the u-bend without flushing, leaving no trace it had ever been there.

I know I've just had a shit, but it's a phantom turd!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Jaggy

A rectum ripping turd. Excrement that requires much effort to expell, and feels like is made of gravel and safety pins. Opposite of a slippy

Oh shit, it's a jaggy! Nnnnnnng!!!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Snail trail

The pre seminal fluid left in undergarments or bedcloths following a major erection that did not result in ejaculation.

With all that lovely hifi equipment, I left a snail trail in my pants!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Slippy

Faeces that requires no effort to eject, and requires no wiping. A turd to be proud of. Opposite of a jaggy

Oh man, just did me a slippy! It was beautiful! High five?

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Pert

Perky, usually to describle breasts of moderately small size, but perfectly formed.

Her tits aren't that big, but pert? Oh most definately yes!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Wingnuts

Erect and highly visible nipples underneath clothing. See also peanut smuggling

Jeez! She's got some wingnuts on her!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004