Definitions by Dark 1

Croak 

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.

One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!

Croak by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Phantom turd 

Faeces that disappears around the u-bend without flushing, leaving no trace it had ever been there.

I know I've just had a shit, but it's a phantom turd!

Phantom turd by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Jaggy 

A rectum ripping turd. Excrement that requires much effort to expell, and feels like is made of gravel and safety pins. Opposite of a slippy

Oh shit, it's a jaggy! Nnnnnnng!!!

Jaggy by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Slippy 

Faeces that requires no effort to eject, and requires no wiping. A turd to be proud of. Opposite of a jaggy

Oh man, just did me a slippy! It was beautiful! High five?

Slippy by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Snail trail

The pre seminal fluid left in undergarments or bedcloths following a major erection that did not result in ejaculation.

With all that lovely hifi equipment, I left a snail trail in my pants!

Snail trail by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Pert 

Perky, usually to describle breasts of moderately small size, but perfectly formed.

Her tits aren't that big, but pert? Oh most definately yes!

Pert by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Wingnuts 

Erect and highly visible nipples underneath clothing. See also peanut smuggling

Jeez! She's got some wingnuts on her!

Wingnuts by Dark 1 January 10, 2004