Wingnuts

Erect and highly visible nipples underneath clothing. See also peanut smuggling

Jeez! She's got some wingnuts on her!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Jaggy

A rectum ripping turd. Excrement that requires much effort to expell, and feels like is made of gravel and safety pins. Opposite of a slippy

Oh shit, it's a jaggy! Nnnnnnng!!!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Amiga

The best damn computer the world has ever seen! The textbook definition of superiority over its peers.

"I wanted something that bit better - I got an Amiga!"

by Dark 1 January 11, 2004

Snail trail

The pre seminal fluid left in undergarments or bedcloths following a major erection that did not result in ejaculation.

With all that lovely hifi equipment, I left a snail trail in my pants!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Virus

A word that never fails to put a smug, self righteous grin on the kisser of every Mac user.

PeeCee user: "I reckon I've got virus on my 'puter! <boohoo>"
Mac User: "<smug, self righteous grin>"

by Dark 1 January 11, 2004

Peanut smuggling

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts

Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Slippy

Faeces that requires no effort to eject, and requires no wiping. A turd to be proud of. Opposite of a jaggy

Oh man, just did me a slippy! It was beautiful! High five?

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004