Danny Durden's definitions

Comma Banking

Moving money with at least one comma in the amount.

You gotta love doing some comma banking; money numbers with commas feel good to the fiscal soul.

by Danny Durden November 20, 2020

Fuzzy buddies

Testicles; the cock is worthless without functionality of these

As she was toying with his fuzzy buddies, the arousal state was peaking as his interest in some coitus was piqued

by Danny Durden August 2, 2020

Wordporn

Composing language, written or oral, so notably titillating that it's somewhat pornographic

The bartender spoke with genuine wordporn; we liked it

by Danny Durden August 7, 2020

Coiny

Refers to having a knack for creating new verbiage, or coining expressions.

One who coins words is certainly quite coiny.

by Danny Durden September 15, 2020

Bad Beat

In gambling, when it would appear the outcome of an event is virtually decided, and suddenly, at the very last, ( or near very last) moment, the script gets flipped, and the predicted winning ticket is now a LOSER.

He suffered a Bad Beat when his horse, who was about to win the race, jumped a shadow, and fell into the rail, dislodging the jockey, interestingly, in the shadow of the finish line, disqualified.

by Danny Durden May 26, 2021

might'nt

Positively perhaps, and way stronger than definitely maybe.

Subject A: "It might be nice to have a party.
Subject B: "might'nt it, indeed?"

by Danny Durden August 7, 2020

Coiny

(adj.) Descriptive of one who has the knack for coining language expressions.

That coiny dude has created several articles of vernacular recently.

by Danny Durden October 1, 2020