DannY's definitions

gouche

the area between my big balls and my bum hole

aah hahaha nathan got kiked in the gouche

by Danny January 26, 2004

poop

Poop, also called: Crap, Shit, Dung, Logs, Cow pie, and well... Anyway It comes out of ur ass, sometimes it hurts really bad other times it comes out smoothly..

uhh!!!! its stuck u u u u u u uu u u u u uuuu uuuuu uuuu ouch!!!!

by Danny May 13, 2005

Randy Orton

A person that gets an undeserved push into the main event, despite the fact that he has no mic skills, mediocre wrestling skills, and no charisma. I nicknamed him Blandy Orton.

If you want to cure your insomnia, you can see Blandy Orton every Monday on RAW (AKA: the "how far will the WWE go to get Orton a reaction" show)

Here are two examples of classic Blandy Orton promos:

"I'm going to start what I finished" - (January 13, 2004)

"Jericho, you...you...have a big mouth!" (May 24, 2004)

by Danny March 12, 2005

metrosexual

A heterosexual male who is very in-touch with his feminine side. e.g: They are very concerned about their clothes, hair, and grooming; but at the end of they day they have sex...with women (unless all the girls think that he's gay)

Wow Nate Thurman only wears flared pants and spends 60 dollars on shampoo, what a metro.

by Danny February 5, 2004

Cover Up

Oral sex in the postion to where if the testicles were to meet the face they would be meeting the nose and not the chin.

"Dude, last night I gave Brandee a cover up and she choked for like 10 seonds before I realized it."

by Danny August 5, 2004

sucking diesel

An phrase indigenous to the rural peoples of Norn Iron and The Republic Of Ireland.
It means things are going exceptionally well.

An attempt by plastic paddy colin murray to bring this phrase to the attention of the british public is underway.

see also the phrases "going great guns" and "cruising at 90".

nigel:"how are Armagh doing in the all Ireland?"
seamus:"jaysus they're sucking diesel so they are sir."

by DANNY August 1, 2004

Fart eater

Someone who opens their mouth ready to absorb any butt dischanges of another.

Such toilet humour often occurs after an individuals meal of beans/burritos or bean burritos

I just ate this burrito

Can I eat some of the gaseous discharges you ay eventually release?

by danny April 2, 2005