Daniel's definitions

nosexual

The definition of No-sexual might be known, but only has effect on Ben "uvula" Rosen, and Daniel "carnage" Sturdivant, the meaning the term "No-Sexual" is: To be alone forever. We've learned to accept that girls are stupid as fuck, and we will be alone on this god forsaken earth forever.

We are the "nosexuals" please step imo tbh cya.

by daniel May 16, 2004

Da Fuzz

Da fuzz is those pigs who is always trying to take our grass. But they so stupid dat they don't notice that we grow it everywhere. Also they try to take our weeds! Down wit da fuzz! Heeheehee!

Cheese it! It's da fuzz!

by Daniel October 16, 2004

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal made up by strong bad in his email called labor day. If you click on the diamond on his head, he says:

Schenectady Crispies are so frickin' good, they taste TWICE! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus! I hope I dont get caught!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

get the g

to acquire or pursue the most recent gossip

She went outside to get the g about why the police were at the neighbors.

by Daniel June 18, 2006

needy

desperate, plain and simple

I'm needy dude, I need a chick.

by Daniel January 18, 2004

lit

Angry, mad.

Yo dawg that hood rat gets me so lit when she does dumb shit.

by Daniel March 9, 2004

jeloofa

someone who when ever takes his/her shower does his/her loofa consequently making a lot like a yellow oreo; yellow on the outside, white on the inside. (if it is a female, she has a penis) <other definitions will include loofalover and kenny>

did you see that peice of shit kenny, hes such a jeloofa.
(the club's name is the jeloofa witnesses- JOIN NOW!)

by Daniel August 14, 2004