m-effer

Short for mother fucker. You usually say it whenever off color language is not preferred.

Man, that roller coaster ride was an m-effer!!

by Danbridge October 11, 2006

can of whoopass

A term used when telling someone that you are going to beat them badly. First coined by WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Boy, you best shut up or i'm gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya!

by Danbridge November 22, 2006

can you dig it?

Literally asking someone if they enjoy something or if they are enjoying something at that moment. Asking another person if they are in favor of something. Asking if they approve.

Oh wow, Pink Floyd in concert! Can you dig it?

by Danbridge October 11, 2006

House of tards

Word play on the phrase "House of cards". A dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). They sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson's disease kicks in.

Dude, i went over to dwayne johnson's pad. I scored some blue dolphins but i don't like to hang out there. That place is a house of tards.

by Danbridge June 25, 2010

Hit the Slopes

To go skiing. To plan to go skiing.

When i arrive in Aspen, the first thing i'm gonna do is hit the slopes.

by Danbridge November 23, 2006

God

1.An excellent example for hundreds of athiests to go on urban dictionary.com and tell why they don't believe.

2. The creator of the universe.

3. The father of Jesus Christ.

4. What athiests confuse religion with.

Athiest: Prove to me that there is a God.
Believer: I can't. What am I supposed to do, knock on your door with a watchtower magazine? It's more a matter of personal faith than it is a fact.
Athiest: So then what you are saying, is there is no God.
Believer: Oh for cryin out loud, how am i supposed to prove that God exists? I said i believe, personally, that's all.
Athiest: What do you belive?
Believer: I just told you that's personal.
Athiest:That still doesn't prove that God exists.
Believer: Oh you are a real idiot arn't you? I'm outta here.
(believer leaves)

by Danbridge October 23, 2007

whuffed

To eat a large amount of food quickly. Usually said of marijuana smokers that have the munchies.

Woe dude you just whuffed down that turkey dinner in no time
!

by Danbridge October 08, 2007