Uni

1.a unibrow
2.someone with a unibrow

1.Holy Shit that beast has a Uni
2.Uni has to count using fingers and toes.

by Dan December 19, 2003

ballooning

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.
Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)
2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.
5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)

Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."

by Dan May 23, 2005

Pacify

Politically Correct word for "kill", also see neutralize

"PFC Jenkins! I order you to PACIFY that family of five!"

by Dan February 04, 2005

Demican

Politician who tries to appeal to the other party but in the process perverts their own veiws.

See Republicat

John Kerry is a Demican.

by Dan October 11, 2004

monoclausic

born with one left testicle.

jim says,"wow i was born with 1 testicle and it is slanted to the left."

by dan December 15, 2003

thunder dan

1) The nickname for the greatest basketball player from Traverse City, MI.

2) A self proclaimed nickname, that anyone named 'Dan', can call themselves. Hopefully, it will catch on, and your friends will start calling you that.

1) Thunder Dan is wicked from 3 point land.

2) Yo bitch, I told you, I will only respond when you address me as Thunder Dan.

by Dan March 25, 2004

trenchbutt

Trenchbutt is a worm-caused disease from the First World War in which worms would crawl from anus to anus of soldiers in trenches. It was the second most cause of casualties on the Western Front.

Did you hear Bob has a nasty case of trenchbutt?

by Dan October 08, 2004