Dan 's definitions

Lesbians

A woman who basically likes only other females in a sexual/emotional way.

Facts.
1.Most lesbians are not hot
2.Guys liked watching them get it on in a sexual manner
3.They are more manipulative than straight men
4.Lesbians are normally women who were born with female body parts but have a chemical imbalance which makes their features look more manly over time while which make them attacted to women with or without the disorder,their also known as "born Lesbians"
5."Made Lesbians" are women who have been used by men and decided that maybe another woman will understand them more.
They can be very feminate making them a prize for "Born Lesbians"

Kate is a lesbian,I mean she is cool but she looks like a guy in the face,but you know what,I would still fuck her because I am a guy and I would stick my dick in anything female

by Dan April 11, 2005

Monkey Stomp

To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.

When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.

by Dan October 22, 2003

ddrfreak

Term used to describe a really good or really obsessed Dance Dance Revolution player.

That dude is a ddrfreak.

by Dan April 3, 2004

DirtyDan

sleezey, trashy, underhanded, no good, con artist

You are a dirty-dan.

by Dan September 14, 2003

Ridaculous

Adjective: Amusingly ridiculous, the best, simply outstanding.

Dat hoe's ass is ridaculous, son!

Yo, I just smoked a blunt and I'm feelin' ridaculous.

by Dan February 26, 2004

caught up

Becoming so involved with a person that you become oblivious to the reality of the situation

She would snap her fingers and I would jump, damn she got me caught up.

by Dan December 3, 2004

woggy maria

An attractive wog girl.

I went down to Melbourne's suburbs and was surrounded by woggy marias who fawned over my skip accent and wealth and culture.

by dan November 20, 2003