Dan's definitions

pee wee

(verb)

The act of masturbating in public (mainly in a movie theater, but can be anywhere in public), getting caught, and, in turn, ruining your career.

Guy 1: Man, I'll never work in the preschool again!!
Guy 2: What happened?!?
Guy 1: Pee wee, nigga, pee wee.

by Dan March 24, 2004

clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.

Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.

by Dan October 5, 2004

dai

A creature that originates from the mixture of feces and urine. Sometimes it is known as E.T. The one characterstics that is prominantly noticable is a long outstretched appendage that it uses for reproduction.

gosh i wish i was hung like dai

by dan April 16, 2004

Stegnut

Someone who can't reach for their wallet without getting chest pains & whining. A cheapass.

Jus, you stegnut, it only costs 2 bucks!

by Dan November 18, 2003

Paco

Racist term to refer to people from Spanish speaking countries other than Spain.

Man, Tejas is filled to the brim with pacos. El Paso should be officially part of Aztlan.

by dan July 26, 2003

heffin'

Colloquial form of "heffing".

The state of being a heffer.

That bitch was so heffin' that I had to fuck her missionary style so she didn't crush my junk.

by Dan January 6, 2004

Fooled

To be tricked into doing something stupid i.e. Foolish by someone and/or something.

Often done among friends as friendly jesting and is rarely malicious.

People who are fooled regularly could be described as a Fool and/or n00b.

Friend 1: Argh!! This bastard vending machine took my money!

friend 2: Lol! You got fooled!
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Friend 1 on msn: Here mate look at this new half life 3 preview screenshot it looks well good

Friend 2 on msn: What?! They're making it already?! Send it to us

*sends Tub girl photo*

Friend 2 on msn: Thanx mate

*Prolonged waiting as Friend 2 vomits excessively*

Friend 2 on msn: Damn you are sick!!

Friend 1 on msn: Lol! You got fooled

by Dan January 13, 2005