Dan's definitions

monkey scruff

the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.

yo man check out this asslint I dug up from my monkey scruff.

by dan March 1, 2005

gonaherpasyphalaids

If your ho yuo probably got it.

That ho has gonaherpasyphalaids!

by Dan December 25, 2003

SwtDrmsSi

stop making fun of me

SwtDrmsSi is a cool person, i was just being nice. I didnt think it would go this far, omg i hate myself...

im going to go watch DeGrassi Junior High now...

by Dan March 15, 2004

shiftagism

anything

mad shiftagism

by dan October 10, 2003

Mil-town

The horrifying ghettos of Milwaukee, WI. People refer to this as Mil-Town because they are too lazy or just cant pernounce Milwaukee. It has been known to get shot in "Mil-Town" just by walking down the street, maybe even multiple times.You want some dust, you came to the right place.

A grandfather asked his grandson once "you been to mil-town lately" he replied with "yes i have been shot"

by Dan January 15, 2005

chiliwilli

Taken from definition of Chilidog and wet willi combined. When you stick your finger in your ass and then stick it in someone elses ear.

Dick gave Jane a chiliwilli.

by Dan January 10, 2004

analize

an action of shoving things in their ass that dont go their.

Njegos likes to analize with other guys dicks

by Dan April 25, 2005