oil

Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.
by Dan October 05, 2003
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you're a doll

phrase use'd by old people when talking about how cute a child is, usually accompied with a pinch on the cheek or a pat on the head
Billy, you're a doll. *pinches cheek*
by Dan November 01, 2003
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Shiznat

some may say this word means the shit. however, that was the 80's. my band means it as cool, or awesome. shiznit is a stupid mispronunciation of this word and anyone who says it should be condemned to a life of misery.
person #1: wow! that's the shiznat!

person #2: yeah that is the shiznit!

person #1: it's shizNAT u idiot!

*person #2 is condemned to a life of missery
by dan April 16, 2004
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DanMalo

Its one word, bitch.
He rocks, he rolls, he mods the NG BBS with an iron fist... made of gummi bears.
"You are as cool as DanMalo."
"THATS A LIE!"
"You are right. Nobody is."
by Dan September 28, 2004
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The Pistol

A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.
"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"
by Dan May 31, 2004
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bethan

Bethan is absolutely lovely. She r0x0rs. Bethan likes paracetamol. Anyone who comes into contact with Bethan should feel enlightened.
"Yesterday I was enlightened. I met Bethan."
by Dan June 28, 2004
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pizza'd

Ordering an unrequested pizza to someone's house or apartment, to their complete surprise. Generally followed by them coming online and cussing out whoever did it (if they know).
John totally got pizza'd, I hope he likes the smell of fresh pepperoni at 2am!
by Dan January 19, 2009
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