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bjew

Me n Bjew r gettin it on in bed
by dan April 6, 2003
mugGet the bjewmug.

bomb-sauce jigga

a word used to annoy preppy white girls
me: that's bomb-sauce jigga
preppy ass white girl: yea...ok we're bigass preps and dont speaka lick of ghetto bitch so fucking talk normal
by Dan August 13, 2004
mugGet the bomb-sauce jiggamug.

Fleep

A random word, usually yelled by those lacking knowledge or intelect.
FLEEP!
...flugohoff...
~ s a l i n k y ~
by Dan July 12, 2003
mugGet the Fleepmug.

TOSS MY SALAD

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
by dan June 25, 2004
mugGet the TOSS MY SALADmug.

julienned fries

Potatoes (or any vegetable) cut into long thin strips: julienne potatoes; julienned pork. Aka French fries.

Often misspelled julian, julianned, julien since apparently most people have only heard the term on TV infomercials.
The wiz-o-matic kitchen utensil- It slices, it dices, it makes JULIENNED FRIES!
by Dan December 28, 2004
mugGet the julienned friesmug.

chunt

Derived from the words 'Chode' and 'Cunt'. When added together becoming 'Chunt', meaning a Cunt that is wider than it is deep.
"Andrew is such a chunt."
"Sally has a chunt."
"Her chunt is so fucking wide, and not at all deep! What the hell gives!"
by Dan January 21, 2005
mugGet the chuntmug.

staggalee

from Stagger Lee, the nickname for Lloyd Price, convicted for killing a man for taking his hat during a political argument. Commonly used to describe someone who has a very short fuse
Don't be a stagalee, I was just joking!
by Dan April 4, 2005
mugGet the staggaleemug.

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