Dan's definitions

chocolate judy

a testicle on a female

Emily has a chocolate judy

by Dan March 1, 2005

so solid crew

a bunch of gangster rappers who think they are it.

by dan May 12, 2003

wtfc

wtfc - what the fuck chuck
An extension of "wtf".
"wtfc" is used when a normal "wtf" is not sufficient when expressing exasperation, suprise, or anger at a situation.

i had to wake up at 5 this morning to go do volunteer work. wtfc.

by dan December 13, 2003

axe wound

A haircut based around a centre parting style. The hair is parted in such a precise manner that it looks as if the wearer's skull has been split by an axe. In a magestic coincidence, it also has the advantage of singling them out as a probable cunt

Look at the axe wound on that cunt

by dan July 16, 2003

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

Gay Lord

Gay lord, or gaylord as it is more commonly know is someone with persieved male homosexual tendancies and/or it is an insult that is best served between the ages of 8 and 15 for it's full pain to sting. In later life it is more of a humorous thing to say in a retrospective 'it's all right' kind of way.

Stop that you gaylord or when the teacher go's we're going to smack you.

That was a rubbish throw you 'gaylord'

by Dan December 29, 2003

fipod

1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.

Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.

Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?

Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.

by Dan May 19, 2005