bif

acronym for Bi Female

I'm a bif looking for a guy or a girl :)

by Dan June 17, 2006

PyroParrot

A hunk of man

Ohh! Look at that Pyroparrot

by Dan December 24, 2003

fresh & fruity

When, during doggy-style copulation, the male switches from the vagaina to the rectum & back again.

Steve gave me a fresh & fruity last week, and now I have a horrible vaginal infection. OW!

by Dan February 06, 2004

Fetty Fetts

Term for the two fettest members of Target South Setauket's backroom team. Usually said enthusiastically while giving simultaneous high-fives.

"Hi Joe."
"Hello Dan."

...."Fetty Fetts!"

by dan October 27, 2004

businessman's trip

really really intense drug (its real name is DMT or dimethyltryptamine) which is chemically related to shrooms and structurally related to LSD, but so much more intense. It is also found in peoples brains in really small amounts.

Last night we freebased some businessman's trip and the elves came to see me man!!

by dan May 15, 2004

blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis

To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face

by Dan February 12, 2005

Barred

Pornography of any kind... movies/mags/pics/ext.

-"what you doing when you get home"
-"watching Barred"

by Dan November 10, 2004