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Squid

Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.
"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."
by Damien April 23, 2005
mugGet the Squidmug.

camwhore

A modern definition of the word narcissist, from the word narcissism, only with a camera, camcorder, webcam, camera phone, etc. (see-media-whore)

nar•cis•sism

Pronunciation: (när'su-siz"em),
—n.
1. inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. Psychoanal.erotic gratification derived from admiration of one's own physical or mental attributes, being a normal condition at the infantile level of personality development. Also,nar•cismPronunciation: (när'siz-um).

Random House Unabridged Dictionary, Copyright © 1997, by Random House, Inc., on Infoplease
He/she is such a camwhore that he/she asks the clerk at the convenience store for a copy of their securtity video every time he/she buys a soda!
by Damien June 18, 2006
mugGet the camwhoremug.

hoo-ride

A party in a car, largely as a result of bangin' music on the radio. Most common in Southern New Mexico, Las Cruces and surrounding areas.
I always listen to Damien and Danny G on the 5 O'Clock Hoo-Ride on Hot 103.
by damien February 2, 2005
mugGet the hoo-ridemug.

concurage

To agree hold hardedly.
- To concour
"I am in concourage with what you have said".
by Damien October 15, 2003
mugGet the concuragemug.

Jebote

Jebote asshole.
by Damien November 16, 2003
mugGet the Jebotemug.

Mouse Trap

(This works best while the male has some sort of explosive diarrhea) A man lies on his back with his legs wide open while a woman slowly progresses (face first, mouth open) towards his testicles. Once the woman is approximately 3 inches from the "ball-sac" the man then releases massive amounts (or whatever's in his system) of diarrhea on her face, with the intentions of shitting in her mouth. Whether the crap landed in her mouth or not doesn't matter. A successful "Mouse Trap" has been executed.
Christy was trying to suck my balls before landed in a "Mouse Trap"
by Damien July 17, 2003
mugGet the Mouse Trapmug.

fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.
I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"
by Damien July 17, 2003
mugGet the fuzzy mittensmug.

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