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Also known as table soccer or foosball.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.
A-"This one entered your ass realllllly deep noob."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I've got a wall hack."
B-"Damn wallhaxor !
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I've got a wall hack."
B-"Damn wallhaxor !
by Damien October 4, 2004

1a. someone who pisses you off, but not to the extent of homicide
2a. lesser version of fucka, fucker, or fuckface
2a. lesser version of fucka, fucker, or fuckface
by Damien April 15, 2003

A old english term meaning to fornicate, or a old english version of the word fuck a term of disgust
by Damien December 1, 2003

by Damien March 31, 2004

The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez
by Damien July 18, 2003

Also known as table soccer or foosball.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrist can attend.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrist can attend.
A-"This one entered your ass realllllly deep noob."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I've got a wall hack."
B-"Damn wallhaxor !"
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I've got a wall hack."
B-"Damn wallhaxor !"
by Damien September 30, 2004

Operating System used by 'mac whores', people who will buy anything with the mac logo on it. They would buy a bag of dog shit as long as it was coloured off white and had an apple on it. Mac OS X is an inferior operating system with many bugs yet mac whores bitch on about it all day because it's all they can use on their shitty off white pieces of crap
by Damien April 11, 2005
