Squid

Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.

"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."

by Damien April 23, 2005

Tile muncher

Someone who perfers to eat out a shaved pussy rather than a hairy one (carpet eater)

My cousin Damien is a carpet eater, not a tile mucnher.

by Damien June 24, 2004

betto

a guy who acts like a bitch but is also ghetto

"man this fool acts straight like a betto"

by damien January 27, 2005

schnit

dried shit

They evaporated the shit and got schnit

by Damien December 31, 2003

Mouse Trap

(This works best while the male has some sort of explosive diarrhea) A man lies on his back with his legs wide open while a woman slowly progresses (face first, mouth open) towards his testicles. Once the woman is approximately 3 inches from the "ball-sac" the man then releases massive amounts (or whatever's in his system) of diarrhea on her face, with the intentions of shitting in her mouth. Whether the crap landed in her mouth or not doesn't matter. A successful "Mouse Trap" has been executed.

Christy was trying to suck my balls before landed in a "Mouse Trap"

by Damien July 18, 2003

Jebote

Fuck you in Serbian.

Jebote asshole.

by Damien November 16, 2003

sufki

Whatever you want it to mean

Hey, go sufki yourself. Whats that mean? Anything.

by damien June 14, 2004