Dagon's definitions

The Schumin Web

Both the most maddening and the most fascinating web page on the net. Owned by Ben Schumin, this web site features an array of mundane photo essays (including ones of Wal-Mart) an online newsletter, essays, and other such things

"The Schumin Web: The mundane and pintless have never been so fascinating."

by Dagon May 9, 2005

wilt

Red character from the show "Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends" who lacks an arm, and has a friendly deminor, almost to a fault. Also a favorite character from the show for most people. Voice is done by former MadTV cast member Phil LaMar

Wilt from "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" sure is a swell guy

by Dagon February 9, 2005

oolong

late, great rabbit who could balance pancakes, among other things, on it's head

oolong was great at balancing objects!

by Dagon January 12, 2005

Velvet Underground

1.) Influential rock band from the 60's/early 70's which included Lou Reed and John Cale

2.)An infamous pornographic book

1.)You've probably heard a band influenced by the Velvet underground

2.) It's hard to find the book The Velvet Underground

by Dagon January 10, 2005

zombie

1.) Reanimated corpse that feeds on tle flesh of the living. Can be exterminated by destroying the brain, or removing the brain from the body.
2.)Haitian voodoo mythology involving a human body being "zombified" by a "bokor" or voodoo priest. Nothing like most movie zombies, this is the original kind of zombie.

1.) These Zombies eat their victims
2.) The body became a zombie thanks to the bokor

by Dagon January 11, 2005

bangbus

Pathetic website in which guys have sex with actors pretending to be strangers. Preferred by rape enthusiasts, horny old men, and Donald
Rumsfeld (just a guess there)

You actually paid to look at bangbus? Man, you are fucking pathetic!

by Dagon January 20, 2005