DaHolmes's definitions

Ass Trough

A toilet.

I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.

by DaHolmes February 21, 2023

Ewok Moment

When an entity takes an action which is the harbinger of bad things to come.

Metallica used to be good, but the Black Album was an Ewok Moment.

by DaHolmes November 28, 2023

Baby mill

A woman who constantly pumps out children, usually to take advantage of social programs.

She's not bad looking, but she's a baby mill. She has six kids by eight different fathers.

by DaHolmes November 17, 2023

Cow Hampshire

The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.

I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........

by DaHolmes February 9, 2023

Dem religion

The beliefs of the Democratic party, which are often irrational. Dem religion believers are similar to extremist Muslims in that either you believe what they believe or you are a heretic.

The Dem religion is like cancer; it starts out slowly with the intent of taking over and destroying the host body.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2025

Pillow Top

A person who shaves the sides of their head and grows the hair on top, beyond the length of a high and tight.

Look at that guy's pillow top!

by DaHolmes March 11, 2023

Pussy purr

A slow, gentle release of air from the vagina.

"Dude, I was in the middle of a muff dive and the bitch let out a pussy purr."

by DaHolmes December 9, 2023