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Definitions by DaHolmes

Baby mill 

A woman who constantly pumps out children, usually to take advantage of social programs.
She's not bad looking, but she's a baby mill. She has six kids by eight different fathers.
Baby mill by DaHolmes November 17, 2023

Antisocial media 

Websites and other media outlets dedicated to the downfall of social media, where social pariahs can find relief.
Screw PC, the magazine that caters to antisocial media types.
Antisocial media by DaHolmes November 17, 2023

Fuckbucket

Look at the camel lips on that bitch's fuckbucket!
Fuckbucket by DaHolmes November 12, 2023

Kid Truck 

A woman who pumps out 3+ kids without a stable family environment. Typically each has a separate father, who may or may not be identified.
Man, that broad is nothing but a kid truck. She's been plowed more times than an Alaskan road.
Kid Truck by DaHolmes November 12, 2023

Fence Jumper 

Someone who is attracted to the same sex.
Fred is fun to hang out with, but he's a fence jumper, so make sure you don't drink so much you pass out or you'll be shitting white for two days.
Fence Jumper by DaHolmes October 23, 2023

Simpology 

The study of men who lower their standards in order to have a relationship.
"How is school going, Jimmy?"
"Pretty good. I'm majoring in Simpology, so I spend a lot of time reading Instagram profiles for data".
Simpology by DaHolmes October 15, 2023

YObamacare 

The government-funded healthcare initiative instituted by President Barack Obama, specifically targeted towards low-income black families.
I ain't worried about gettin' fat; I got me YObamacare, and dey gonna get me da Ozempic.
YObamacare by DaHolmes October 7, 2023