Definitions by DaDebil

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it.

bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

daDebil 

Da Prince of Darkness, Lord of the Flies, Lucifer, Star of the Morning, Satan, etc.

bubba: who iz a high tech red neck?
htrn: daDebil

daDebil by daDebil January 16, 2004

rdfm 

reed da fuxin manuel, in redneckeze

billyjoejimbob: How do I use this heah toilet paper stuff?
clem: RDFM!
bjjb: but i cain't reed...

rdfm by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who patches da holez in da roof of hiz trailer with free aol discs.

bubba: hot damn! version 9 is here at last!
htrn: good! git up thar on da roof & fix it before it starts ta rain agin.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who thinks da Information Superhighway might be a good place to hunt fr road kill.

bubba: mmmnn...boy howdy, these chips are good
htrn: hang on an i'll go back out an scrape some more off da road fur ya

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004