King Of The Hill

High Tech Red Necks on teevee.

peggy & hank hill are htrns.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

by daDebil January 15, 2004

CP/M

An archaic operating system, written for the Intel 8080/8085 and Zilog Z80 family of processors, and particularly favored by High Tech Red Necks. Peggy Hill runs CP/M on her Kaypro II.

bubba: What OS are ya runnin'?
htrn: CP/M, of course!

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.

bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

455

A powerful GM big-block engine, capable of delivering 400+ HP, usually found in vintage full-sized cars.

ebon: Man, dat deuce wit a 455 whacked my 4!
engl: My 1964 Chevy lost a race to a Buick Electra with a 455cu.in. engine!

by daDebil February 21, 2004

Z80

Best damn microprocessor ever!

High Tech Red Necks program Z80s.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.

bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord

by daDebil January 15, 2004