DaDebil's definitions

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.

bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord

by daDebil January 15, 2004

them

Everyone who is not one of us.

htrn: It waz them! They did it!

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a rifle rack mounted across the front of hiz monitor.

bubba: dat 30-30 iz blockin da view of dat fine brood sow ya got dare.
htrn: oh, so ya like mah wallpaper, eh?

by daDebil January 16, 2004

boat

An automobile, especially a large, vintage one of the type favored by High Tech Red Necks, like a Caddy or a deuce.

bubba: man, we need to make another beer run.
htrn: ok, we'll take my boat!

by daDebil July 25, 2004

assembly language

The one true computer programming language. All high-level languages reduce down to assembly language in the end.

High Tech Red Necks always code in assembly language.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

colateral damage

Thier children, "accidently" killed by us.
Not to be confused with the slaughter of innocents, i.e., our children "accidently" slain by them.

The children who died at Waco were colateral damage, but the children killed in Oaklahoma City were needlessly massacred.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

rdfm

reed da fuxin manuel, in redneckeze

billyjoejimbob: How do I use this heah toilet paper stuff?
clem: RDFM!
bjjb: but i cain't reed...

by daDebil January 15, 2004