Da Quizzler's definitions

Grand Theft Our Hoe

Just as serious as "Grand Theft Auto" in some cultures. This is when two buddies are trying to pull off the eiffeltower or any other 2 on 1 maneuver and some other guy(s) come(s) along and steals her away.

Dan: That bitch was ours dammit! I was as horny as a goat on weed for that scallywag!
Nicholas: Yeah what the hell is Zack's problem?!
Dan: That's Grand Theft Our Hoe, first degree.

by Da Quizzler July 8, 2011

Seven-Eleven

Someone who has ruined their reputation to the point of being socially "bankrupt." Hence chapter 7 and 11 bankruptcy.

Lindsay: You're fucking fat!
Dan: Shup up bitch! You and your sister hit bankruptcy years ago!!
Dan: Ya'll hoes are Seven-Eleven!!

by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010

Mobile Skanking

When a skallywag is sexting more than one gentleman at once. It's a play on the term "Mobile Banking."

"Ayo Deztini be on that mobile skanking tip homie, she sextin da whole block!!"

by Da Quizzler October 10, 2011

Duel Score Processor

A hoe that processes two cocks at the same time. One in the front and one in the back. These hoes can process up to 1.5 Ghz (jizz-a-hurtz) Dual core processors are the successor of the single core. And are considered a lot "faster."

Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!

Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*

by Da Quizzler October 13, 2011

Chicken Tenda

The cash a pimp receives from his hoes.

Chickenheads + Legal Tender = Chicken Tenda

Pimp: "Bitch betta have my money!"
Hoe: "C'mon daddy you know I got chu!"
Pimp: "NOW DAT'S WHAT I CALL CHICKEN TENDA!!"

by Da Quizzler October 14, 2011

Innuendhoe

A female that can be turned on easily simply by using sexual innuendos.

Graham: Dude I got that date with Jayme tonight, I wonder how I'm gonna go about gettin' in those jeans?
Dane: Oh c'mon G, everyone knows she's an innuendhoe, spit a lil somethin in her ear pimpin'!

by Da Quizzler June 29, 2011

Space Gangsters

Another way of saying 'apologies.' Like Apollo-G's. An alternative to saying sorry.

Dave: Good morning Facebook friends! With regards to last night's rant on conspiracy theories and crude sexual comments to the womenz I shall leave you with this, and I genuinely mean it from the bottom of my heart.... space gangsters.

by Da Quizzler October 14, 2011