Definitions by Da Quizzler

TMW 

Instead of "tl;dr" meaning, "too long; didn't read" showcase how lazy you really are by saying TMW, as in, "too many words."

Hey I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice to the following situation that happened to me:

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1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw

(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)

TMW by Da Quizzler October 22, 2011

I'm in Telemarketing 

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)

Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.

I'm in Telemarketing by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011

Chicken Tenda

The cash a pimp receives from his hoes.

Chickenheads + Legal Tender = Chicken Tenda

Pimp: "Bitch betta have my money!"
Hoe: "C'mon daddy you know I got chu!"
Pimp: "NOW DAT'S WHAT I CALL CHICKEN TENDA!!"

Chicken Tenda by Da Quizzler October 14, 2011

Space Gangsters 

Another way of saying 'apologies.' Like Apollo-G's. An alternative to saying sorry.

Dave: Good morning Facebook friends! With regards to last night's rant on conspiracy theories and crude sexual comments to the womenz I shall leave you with this, and I genuinely mean it from the bottom of my heart.... space gangsters.

Space Gangsters by Da Quizzler October 14, 2011

Duel Score Processor 

A hoe that processes two cocks at the same time. One in the front and one in the back. These hoes can process up to 1.5 Ghz (jizz-a-hurtz) Dual core processors are the successor of the single core. And are considered a lot "faster."

Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!

Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*

Duel Score Processor by Da Quizzler October 13, 2011

Mobile Skanking

When a skallywag is sexting more than one gentleman at once. It's a play on the term "Mobile Banking."

"Ayo Deztini be on that mobile skanking tip homie, she sextin da whole block!!"

Mobile Skanking by Da Quizzler October 10, 2011

Nashy 

Connecting random unrelated events similar to Russell Crowe as John Nash in the movie A Beautiful Mind.

Dave: I'm trippin out man!!
Nick: Say what?
Dave: A car went by my house and 69 was in the license plate....
Nick: Yeah? So what.
Dave: But 69 means something sexual, as in reproduction, but in 1969 we landed on the Moon, and that was like a rebirth of America and then I started thinking that Shanequa is pregnant and after I pay child support I'll only be eating astronaut ice cream the rest of my life unless I go to my pastor and commit to being a born-again! WHY ME DUDE!?!?!?!?
Nick: Jesus you are acting Nashy.

Nashy by Da Quizzler July 30, 2011