When you are trying to be PG rated around parents, instead of saying Fuck you, or FA-Q or FAQ, just say FrequentlyAskedQuestions!
Mom: Now Michael make sure you share your food with Max too!
Michael: HEY MAX, FrequentlyAskedQuestions!!!
Michael: HEY MAX, FrequentlyAskedQuestions!!!
by Da Quizzler June 17, 2011
When a skallywag is sexting more than one gentleman at once. It's a play on the term "Mobile Banking."
by Da Quizzler October 10, 2011
What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)
Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!
(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!
(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.
by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011
Instead of "tl;dr" meaning, "too long; didn't read" showcase how lazy you really are by saying TMW, as in, "too many words."
Hey I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice to the following situation that happened to me:
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1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw
(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)
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1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw
(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)
by Da Quizzler October 22, 2011
Connecting random unrelated events similar to Russell Crowe as John Nash in the movie A Beautiful Mind.
Dave: I'm trippin out man!!
Nick: Say what?
Dave: A car went by my house and 69 was in the license plate....
Nick: Yeah? So what.
Dave: But 69 means something sexual, as in reproduction, but in 1969 we landed on the Moon, and that was like a rebirth of America and then I started thinking that Shanequa is pregnant and after I pay child support I'll only be eating astronaut ice cream the rest of my life unless I go to my pastor and commit to being a born-again! WHY ME DUDE!?!?!?!?
Nick: Jesus you are acting Nashy.
Nick: Say what?
Dave: A car went by my house and 69 was in the license plate....
Nick: Yeah? So what.
Dave: But 69 means something sexual, as in reproduction, but in 1969 we landed on the Moon, and that was like a rebirth of America and then I started thinking that Shanequa is pregnant and after I pay child support I'll only be eating astronaut ice cream the rest of my life unless I go to my pastor and commit to being a born-again! WHY ME DUDE!?!?!?!?
Nick: Jesus you are acting Nashy.
by Da Quizzler July 30, 2011
Someone who has ruined their reputation to the point of being socially "bankrupt." Hence chapter 7 and 11 bankruptcy.
Lindsay: You're fucking fat!
Dan: Shup up bitch! You and your sister hit bankruptcy years ago!!
Dan: Ya'll hoes are Seven-Eleven!!
Dan: Shup up bitch! You and your sister hit bankruptcy years ago!!
Dan: Ya'll hoes are Seven-Eleven!!
by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010
Pimp: "Bitch betta have my money!"
Hoe: "C'mon daddy you know I got chu!"
Pimp: "NOW DAT'S WHAT I CALL CHICKEN TENDA!!"
Hoe: "C'mon daddy you know I got chu!"
Pimp: "NOW DAT'S WHAT I CALL CHICKEN TENDA!!"
by Da Quizzler October 14, 2011