Da Nastee One's definitions

clubbing

beating repeatedly with a blunt object

Back off, bitch, or I'll club you like a baby seal!

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003

she beast

an ugly woman with a foul personality; as opposed to an ugly woman with a nice personality or a gorgeous woman who is a complete bitch

basically, a woman who is too ugly to have sex with (even after you get drunk) and too mean to hang with; you know, a fat, ugly cunt who thinks she looks like Heidi Klum

I wouldn't fuck that she beast with a stolen dick!

by Da Nastee One May 24, 2004

big pimpin

phrase that describes a heterosexual man's ability to maintain relationships with multiple simultaneous girlfriends; such relationships are sexual in nature

Every true player got at least 3 women: his girlfriend, his mistress, and his bitch. He needs his girlfriend for sex on a regular basis, his mistress for oral sex without reciprocity,and his bitch for the shit that the girlfriend and mistress WON'T do! That's big pimipin!

by Da Nastee One May 28, 2004

fudge brownie

a juicy, wet fart that leaves a stain in your drawers

Smells like someone's making fudge brownies!

by Da Nastee One February 23, 2007

cock block

preventing a hot chick from hooking up with a man on a one night stand by making an ass of yourself

a job usually taken by she-beasts and grenades

by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

j ho

That washed-up wannabe diva from New York whose meteoric success is surpassed by the speed at which her career is flushing down the toilet; also known as Jennifer Lopez.

J Ho was engaged to that no-talent hack Ben Affleck.

by Da Nastee One May 14, 2004

lick suck chug

a pub (bar/tavern) ritual involving the consumption of shots of tequila

LICK salt off your hand
SUCK a lime
CHUG a shot of tequila

by Da Nastee One May 28, 2004