The magic combo on your keyboard the solves all of your problems! btw Mac computers dont have this magic combo guess why!
by Dude June 19, 2006

by Dude September 03, 2003

An ancient art that originated after God wanted to rock out but had no electric guitar on hand. He realised how sweet a thing he had just created so he wanted to pass it down onto man when man had no axe to rock with. This talent was given to man, by God, through Jesus. Jesus showed the world the ineffable art of air guitar during his ressurection. Jesus was radiating with a bright white light because he was rocking so hard.
The art of the air guitar was thus written down in the Bible and succesfully passed on to man. The practice of air guitar since it's inception has been shown throughout the history of the world. Jesus is discretely air guitaring in the famous painting The Last Supper in the Galleria Borghese, Rome.
On and on has this holy tradition gone. It is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old. If you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, pick up your hands, put them in position, and rock and roll all night.
Remember...rock on.
The art of the air guitar was thus written down in the Bible and succesfully passed on to man. The practice of air guitar since it's inception has been shown throughout the history of the world. Jesus is discretely air guitaring in the famous painting The Last Supper in the Galleria Borghese, Rome.
On and on has this holy tradition gone. It is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old. If you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, pick up your hands, put them in position, and rock and roll all night.
Remember...rock on.
Adam was listening to Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin and it was nearing the kickass guitar solo. But he had no guitar. So he took matters into his own hands. He played air guitar and never stopped rocking.
by Dude August 09, 2004

The most ultimate teacher on the planet. Requires a distinction between other Collinses in the area, hence the K.
by Dude November 23, 2004

by dude September 10, 2003

A big fat bear, formerly found in the UK but now in the rainforests of australia. is known to have its first sexual experience at the age of 19 and tell all the bears back in england about it. the female bear was very smelly. also known as a Chris Grist
Gristy is going down on the smelly bear
by Dude January 07, 2004

by Dude November 15, 2002
