Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.
Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"
Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."
Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."
by DOTK July 23, 2010

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK December 05, 2012

Man 1: I was driving to work today and my brand new Porshe got a flat tire.
Store Clerk: Great for you.
Store Clerk: Great for you.
by DOTK March 18, 2012
