Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK November 28, 2012
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Predar

Internal sense for locating and protecting oneself from sexual predators, akin to the gaydar for finding gay people.
Mike asked Sue out but she said no and it turns out that Mike date-raped his last girlfriend. Sue has an excellent predar.

Two girls are in a bar- one says to the other, "see that hot guy at the end of the bar staring at us?" Other girl says, "No way- he makes my predar go off! He's a creep."
by dotk October 06, 2010
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Metrofied

When you are terrified of your local government and the authority that it weilds with very little checks and balances.
Friend 1: Have you seen Pete lately?

Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
by DOTK March 12, 2012
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