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Acronym for , Nitrous Oxide Sytems, used for fuel injected cars ( can be used for carbuerated, with a lot more hassle and cussing) to boost the car's acceleration by injecting a pre-determined shot of nitrous oxide into the fuel-air mixture. Doing this creates a feeling similar to turbo-charging your car. This can sometimes be a cheaper alternative to turbo or super chargers. However, nitrous requires refilling whereas turbo does not, so turbo pays off in the long run. Both can create an undesirable high pitched sound commonly heard in briggs and stratton's, I mean 4-bangers. So for a way to increase performance w/out 2-stroke sounds, please see NA
riceboy-dude my nitrous made my car do an 18 second 1/4.
chevyman-yeah, that's cool, my camaro ran that stock without leaving 3rd. ALL THROTTLE, NO BOTTLE!!!
by DON June 22, 2005
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ahhh, the muscle car. Standing for gran turismo omologato, or nick-name GAS-TIRES-OIL., on account of your gonna need alot of all 3 when you drive it. Whatever you wanna call it, it was named after the ferrari 250 of the same badge. Appearing in 1964 as a high-end package on the tempest, it was the first muscle car, not mustang. If you look at mustang , those people try to say that it was the first. Anyway, in late '63, John DeLorean got to work, he dropped a 389 in a tempest to give it 325 hp, dual exhausts,AFB 4-barrel carb, 3.23 final drive and tons of GTO badges. Yes it got bigger, to 400 CI, but after '72, more fuel effecient cars were gaining popularity. In '74, it was discontinued. But in 04, america got to see the new GTO, true to its roots, 400 hp and rear wheel drive.
all you have to do is drive it, i couldn't explain it.
by DON July 13, 2005
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It is the comapnion to the drydocker. To rid a commode of its flushing water, and to then deficate in the tank on the rear of the commode.
The janitor hates us after last night. They got both a drydocker and a uptanker.
by DON August 29, 2004
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The man who we thought would be running for president but did extraordinarily badly in the primaries. Too liberal, too crazed, too short, too stocky, too uncharismatic. Doesn't look good, Dean!! And who gives their height in quarter inches?
"I'm 5'8". Almost 5'9". 5'8 3/4 to be exact." -Howard Dean
by DON February 7, 2004
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Fart, gas, cheese, break wind, cut, cut cheese, rip, ripped the cheese, let, let one, ripper, skunk bait, fluffer, poofer, false pooper, put-put, poof-poof, brown-dart, blue-dart, chair air, room clearer, angel's whisper, the dog did it, rotten eggs, anal methane.
"I had such bad flatulence, I could not sleep"
by DON August 7, 2004
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Semi-slang for Fuck; adverb: Extremely
THIS FARGON PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER WONT WORk!!!
by DON April 1, 2004
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