DK's definitions

Dark Knight

Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada.

Dark Knight, you are the man!

by DK January 11, 2004

abscondo

Someone who posts at a comic message board for several reasons not related to comics, and almost never participates in the RPG set up by a Dark Knight.

Dark Knight loves abscondo, despite her underageness.

by DK January 11, 2004

pown

a combination of the word punked and owned.

You just got powned biatch.

by dk May 13, 2005

Buckstas

A crap five a side team that get gubbed every game every week. Average
Anyteam 10-0 Buckstas.

Buckstas are absolute pants.

by DK January 14, 2004

weegro

Literally "white negro". A comical term of endearment used primarily by middle class white people in an effort to emulate the African American tendency to refer to each other in terms of shared ethnicity.

"What's up weegro?"

by DK January 13, 2004

crack of crack

If the crack-of-dawn is early, then the crack-of-the-crack-of-dawn is even earlier. Hence, crack-of-crack.

I gotta get up at the crack-of-crack tomorrow 'cause I'm driving to Bakersfield. No Chappelle show for me!

by DK April 14, 2006

Mercenary Neko

A gorgeous lady, usually the object of affection for a Dark Knight and people who love riddles.

"Nygma, I'm leaving you for DK," said Mercenary Neko.

by DK January 11, 2004