A person who has a stick shoved up their ass. And needs it to be removed by a person named tristina (f).
Eww look at Kathleen she has a huge stick up her ass. Where's tristina.
Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada.
Dark Knight, you are the man!