Definitions by DJMarcusA

Blamorous 

When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go

There are levels to this:

1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home

2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help

3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help

Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.

Blamorous by DJMarcusA April 22, 2022

Litgloss 

The perfect lipgloss for the shape and size of your lips

Tom: What are you buying?

Angie: I'm getting 10 tubes of litgloss right now. I never want to run out because it makes my lips sparkle in the moonlight.

Litgloss by DJMarcusA March 31, 2022

scisters 

Two BFFs during the week who like to get together on the weekends for some heavy scissoring

Dionne and Anika like to hang out, gossip about boys, and watch tear-jerking documentaries from Monday to Thursday, but on the weekends, they are scisters with a vengeance, spending a lot of time with their legs wrapped around each other.

scisters by DJMarcusA October 29, 2021

pseudocider

A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it

Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.

pseudocider by DJMarcusA September 6, 2021

Aunt Xannie 

A woman, usually nearing her 40s, who has gone from using street drugs to popping pills legally obtained from the pharmacy on the reg

Diane used to take MDMA and K every weekend. Since she’s settled down, she’s turned into an Aunt Xannie by using Ritalin to study for her online degree and taking xanax each night to sleep.

Aunt Xannie by DJMarcusA March 23, 2021

Movezilla 

A person who becomes very demanding and unreasonable when they have to find a new place to live

Diane became a movezilla the second her landlord told her that she wouldn't renew her lease.

Movezilla by DJMarcusA October 18, 2020

gifgasm 

Gifgasm is the feeling you get that you want to explode with happiness when you find or see the perfect gif to put on someone's facebook post or in a message

Dionne had a gifgasm when Gretchen put a haters gonna hate gif on her facebook post about the stranger staring at her hair on the subway.

gifgasm by DJMarcusA May 13, 2018