scisters

Two BFFs during the week who like to get together on the weekends for some heavy scissoring
Dionne and Anika like to hang out, gossip about boys, and watch tear-jerking documentaries from Monday to Thursday, but on the weekends, they are scisters with a vengeance, spending a lot of time with their legs wrapped around each other.
by DJMarcusA October 29, 2021
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Aunt Xannie

A woman, usually nearing her 40s, who has gone from using street drugs to popping pills legally obtained from the pharmacy on the reg
Diane used to take MDMA and K every weekend. Since she’s settled down, she’s turned into an Aunt Xannie by using Ritalin to study for her online degree and taking xanax each night to sleep.
by DJMarcusA March 23, 2021
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Trumpopause

Trumpopause is the time that marks going from a normal person to a full on Trump Supporter. It’s diagnosed after going 12 months without a rational thought in the brain. Trumpopause can happen in the 40s or 50s and is usually caused by watching too much Fox News or whatever nonsense Alex Jones is on.
Dave: I asked Charles who was president and he said that Donald Trump still was even though he got beat in a landslide by Joe Biden.

Matt: I think him and Shawn are suffering from cases of Trumpopause. They’ve been on the Trump train too long, and can’t find a way off.
by DJMarcusA August 07, 2022
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gifgasm

Gifgasm is the feeling you get that you want to explode with happiness when you find or see the perfect gif to put on someone's facebook post or in a message
Dionne had a gifgasm when Gretchen put a haters gonna hate gif on her facebook post about the stranger staring at her hair on the subway.
by DJMarcusA May 13, 2018
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