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Algasm

When the algorithm of the music service you are subscribed to plays the combination of songs you like, songs you forgot you liked, and songs you never heard of but like when you first hear them so perfectly that it causes an intense orgasm because of aural stimulation.
Don’t touch the computer! I just had a very intense algasm because Spotify just played a Stevie Wonder song from my childhood, that new Jill Scott, a house remix of Erykah Badu, the lead track from the Waajeed album, and ‘Emerald Butterfly’ by The Pharcyde in a row. It hit me in all the places that I love.
by DJMarcusA November 28, 2022
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Raygun-level of bad

Doing something so awful that people can't tell if it was done that badly on purpose or if the incompetency is through the roof.

Dedicated to the Aussie B-girl dancer in the 2024 Summer Olympics
Martin's interview was Raygun-level of bad because he told the boss that he knows the head of the gangsters in the Bamboo Union, has a gold chain bigger than Rick Ross, and his daughter is the number one student in Taiwan's kindergartens.
by DJMarcusA August 13, 2024
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Litgloss

The perfect lipgloss for the shape and size of your lips
Tom: What are you buying?

Angie: I'm getting 10 tubes of litgloss right now. I never want to run out because it makes my lips sparkle in the moonlight.
by DJMarcusA March 31, 2022
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Blamorous

When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go

There are levels to this:

1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home

2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help

3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help
Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.
by DJMarcusA April 22, 2022
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Clouch

a couch that is used as a closet

related to @clar
Every time Gina comes over, she using the clouch in my for her clothes.
by DJMarcusA August 29, 2025
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Bootyquake

A stupefying experience of so many booties dancing at one time that it feels like the ground is shaking

Bootyquakes were started by DJ Marcus Aurelius and his Havana summer parties, remixed by the Foreign Footprints podcast, and copied by many others across Taiwan
Rica: Did you feel the ground shake?
Marcus: Oh yes. That was a bootyquake that measured 7.2 on the Aurelius scale because all the dancers wanted to get free tickets to the Resurrected Halloween party
by DJMarcusA August 29, 2025
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gifgasm

Gifgasm is the feeling you get that you want to explode with happiness when you find or see the perfect gif to put on someone's facebook post or in a message
Dionne had a gifgasm when Gretchen put a haters gonna hate gif on her facebook post about the stranger staring at her hair on the subway.
by DJMarcusA May 13, 2018
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