Definitions by DJMarcusA

Litgloss 

The perfect lipgloss for the shape and size of your lips

Tom: What are you buying?

Angie: I'm getting 10 tubes of litgloss right now. I never want to run out because it makes my lips sparkle in the moonlight.

Litgloss by DJMarcusA March 31, 2022

scisters 

Two BFFs during the week who like to get together on the weekends for some heavy scissoring

Dionne and Anika like to hang out, gossip about boys, and watch tear-jerking documentaries from Monday to Thursday, but on the weekends, they are scisters with a vengeance, spending a lot of time with their legs wrapped around each other.

scisters by DJMarcusA October 29, 2021

pseudocider

A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it

Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.

pseudocider by DJMarcusA September 6, 2021

Aunt Xannie 

A woman, usually nearing her 40s, who has gone from using street drugs to popping pills legally obtained from the pharmacy on the reg

Diane used to take MDMA and K every weekend. Since she’s settled down, she’s turned into an Aunt Xannie by using Ritalin to study for her online degree and taking xanax each night to sleep.

Aunt Xannie by DJMarcusA March 23, 2021

Movezilla 

A person who becomes very demanding and unreasonable when they have to find a new place to live

Diane became a movezilla the second her landlord told her that she wouldn't renew her lease.

Movezilla by DJMarcusA October 18, 2020

gifgasm 

Gifgasm is the feeling you get that you want to explode with happiness when you find or see the perfect gif to put on someone's facebook post or in a message

Dionne had a gifgasm when Gretchen put a haters gonna hate gif on her facebook post about the stranger staring at her hair on the subway.

gifgasm by DJMarcusA May 13, 2018

full rachet 

going all in with rachetness

Shelia used to go to church with me, but once she dyed her hair green, started wearing booty shorts to Sunday school, and dating a ladyboy, i knew she was going full rachet.

full rachet by DJMarcusA November 27, 2014