DJMarcusA's definitions

Litgloss

The perfect lipgloss for the shape and size of your lips

Tom: What are you buying?

Angie: I'm getting 10 tubes of litgloss right now. I never want to run out because it makes my lips sparkle in the moonlight.

by DJMarcusA March 31, 2022

Clar

A car used as a closet

On the weekends, Rita uses her Clar for changing her outfits, going city to city, and even taking naps.

by DJMarcusA August 3, 2025

Aunt Xannie

A woman, usually nearing her 40s, who has gone from using street drugs to popping pills legally obtained from the pharmacy on the reg

Diane used to take MDMA and K every weekend. Since she’s settled down, she’s turned into an Aunt Xannie by using Ritalin to study for her online degree and taking xanax each night to sleep.

by DJMarcusA March 23, 2021

scisters

Two BFFs during the week who like to get together on the weekends for some heavy scissoring

Dionne and Anika like to hang out, gossip about boys, and watch tear-jerking documentaries from Monday to Thursday, but on the weekends, they are scisters with a vengeance, spending a lot of time with their legs wrapped around each other.

by DJMarcusA October 29, 2021

Algasm

When the algorithm of the music service you are subscribed to plays the combination of songs you like, songs you forgot you liked, and songs you never heard of but like when you first hear them so perfectly that it causes an intense orgasm because of aural stimulation.

Don’t touch the computer! I just had a very intense algasm because Spotify just played a Stevie Wonder song from my childhood, that new Jill Scott, a house remix of Erykah Badu, the lead track from the Waajeed album, and ‘Emerald Butterfly’ by The Pharcyde in a row. It hit me in all the places that I love.

by DJMarcusA November 28, 2022

Raygun-level of bad

Doing something so awful that people can't tell if it was done that badly on purpose or if the incompetency is through the roof.

Dedicated to the Aussie B-girl dancer in the 2024 Summer Olympics

Martin's interview was Raygun-level of bad because he told the boss that he knows the head of the gangsters in the Bamboo Union, has a gold chain bigger than Rick Ross, and his daughter is the number one student in Taiwan's kindergartens.

by DJMarcusA August 13, 2024

gifgasm

Gifgasm is the feeling you get that you want to explode with happiness when you find or see the perfect gif to put on someone's facebook post or in a message

Dionne had a gifgasm when Gretchen put a haters gonna hate gif on her facebook post about the stranger staring at her hair on the subway.

by DJMarcusA May 13, 2018