Shelia used to go to church with me, but once she dyed her hair green, started wearing booty shorts to Sunday school, and dating a ladyboy, i knew she was going full rachet.
by DJMarcusA November 27, 2014
by DJMarcusA October 18, 2020
Tom: What are you buying?
Angie: I'm getting 10 tubes of litgloss right now. I never want to run out because it makes my lips sparkle in the moonlight.
Angie: I'm getting 10 tubes of litgloss right now. I never want to run out because it makes my lips sparkle in the moonlight.
by DJMarcusA March 31, 2022
A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it
Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.
by DJMarcusA September 06, 2021
When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go
There are levels to this:
1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home
2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help
3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help
There are levels to this:
1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home
2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help
3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help
Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.
by DJMarcusA April 22, 2022
When the algorithm of the music service you are subscribed to plays the combination of songs you like, songs you forgot you liked, and songs you never heard of but like when you first hear them so perfectly that it causes an intense orgasm because of aural stimulation.
Don’t touch the computer! I just had a very intense algasm because Spotify just played a Stevie Wonder song from my childhood, that new Jill Scott, a house remix of Erykah Badu, the lead track from the Waajeed album, and ‘Emerald Butterfly’ by The Pharcyde in a row. It hit me in all the places that I love.
by DJMarcusA November 28, 2022
Dionne and Anika like to hang out, gossip about boys, and watch tear-jerking documentaries from Monday to Thursday, but on the weekends, they are scisters with a vengeance, spending a lot of time with their legs wrapped around each other.
by DJMarcusA October 29, 2021