DJMarcusA's definitions

Movezilla

A person who becomes very demanding and unreasonable when they have to find a new place to live

Diane became a movezilla the second her landlord told her that she wouldn't renew her lease.

by DJMarcusA October 18, 2020

full rachet

going all in with rachetness

Shelia used to go to church with me, but once she dyed her hair green, started wearing booty shorts to Sunday school, and dating a ladyboy, i knew she was going full rachet.

by DJMarcusA November 27, 2014

scisters

Two BFFs during the week who like to get together on the weekends for some heavy scissoring

Dionne and Anika like to hang out, gossip about boys, and watch tear-jerking documentaries from Monday to Thursday, but on the weekends, they are scisters with a vengeance, spending a lot of time with their legs wrapped around each other.

by DJMarcusA October 29, 2021

Aunt Xannie

A woman, usually nearing her 40s, who has gone from using street drugs to popping pills legally obtained from the pharmacy on the reg

Diane used to take MDMA and K every weekend. Since she’s settled down, she’s turned into an Aunt Xannie by using Ritalin to study for her online degree and taking xanax each night to sleep.

by DJMarcusA March 23, 2021

pseudocider

A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it

Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.

by DJMarcusA September 6, 2021

Clar

A car used as a closet

On the weekends, Rita uses her Clar for changing her outfits, going city to city, and even taking naps.

by DJMarcusA August 3, 2025

Trumpopause

Trumpopause is the time that marks going from a normal person to a full on Trump Supporter. It’s diagnosed after going 12 months without a rational thought in the brain. Trumpopause can happen in the 40s or 50s and is usually caused by watching too much Fox News or whatever nonsense Alex Jones is on.

Dave: I asked Charles who was president and he said that Donald Trump still was even though he got beat in a landslide by Joe Biden.

Matt: I think him and Shawn are suffering from cases of Trumpopause. They’ve been on the Trump train too long, and can’t find a way off.

by DJMarcusA August 7, 2022