Definitions by DJ Dammit Man

Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...

It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!

Missionary (CoD) by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025

tiny bite tesla 

Just like the game of punchbuggy or slugbug when you see a Volkswagen Beetle, but this is when you see a Tesla you give the a slight horse-bite (pinch). You have to say "no bite back" or they can pinch you back.

Kris: Ohh, tiny bite tesla!! *pinch*

Me: Dang it!!
Kris: No bite back hahaha!!!

tiny bite tesla by DJ Dammit Man December 22, 2024

THUG 

Acronym for "Traumatized Human that's Unable to Grieve.

Because I look a certain way, im labled as a thug.. So I took that myself and made the acronym THUG.

THUG by DJ Dammit Man July 17, 2024

Lady and the Tramp

After cumming inside of a woman you pass her a towel while both of you use the same towel to clean yourselves off at the same time.

Another part of being cumsiderate is to reenact "Lady and the Tramp."

Lady and the Tramp by DJ Dammit Man February 24, 2024

*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction* 

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.

Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction* by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022

Bangxiety 

When you have this deep sexual tension but we both know that it's lame to call it that.

Instead of saying "Sexual Tension"... they should call it "Bangxiety" 🙃😁..
I'll see my self out 🤣

Bangxiety by DJ Dammit Man October 24, 2022

Wu-Tang Clause 

When you're asked to do something that is either way too difficult or is a BAD idea.

This is the way to back out of it, because it ain't nothing to f with.

Mikey wanted Jason and himself to try skydiving the next day without proper training. Jason knew better so he said "Dude... Wu-Tang Clause "... Mikey thought about it and said.. "Yeah, definitely a bad idea".

Wu-Tang Clause by DJ Dammit Man February 12, 2022