spawny

a term in golf that means really lucky, eg. after u have hit ur shot it bounced infront and then over the bunker, theres plenty of different situations it can be said in
person1: (hits shot) get over that bunker... yes!!
person2: u spawny bastard, if that was me that would be in the bunker
person1: i guess my golf ball has ears

person2: no ur a spawny bastard!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
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dangerwank

a game played by u and a few fucked up m8's.prefably a lot
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)

u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money

a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007
person1: me and bout 7 of my m8's played dangerwank yesterday
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 06, 2009
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fugf

fucked up girl friend, used to describe your girl friend as been a bit of a retard, very stupid etc
person1: hey lewis my girlfriends a bit stupid u no
person2: well shes a fugf int she then
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 06, 2009
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bum gravy

more commonly known as diorhea, is basicly a liquid shit that stinks out the toilet for about a week
oh mann ive done a bum gravy i need air freshener quickly!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
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four fingered kit kat

another way of saying that four people fingered someone called katrina
did u hear that four fingered kit kat
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 04, 2009
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ltp

in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can't get up early very well!! etc
person1: hey theres a competition next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
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.|.

behold my mighty dick!!!, mainly used in texting
person1: hey katie .|.
person2: wow its so small
person1: fuck u
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 03, 2009
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