DErek's definitions

oogle

a diragatory name for a person who hangs out with streetkids and thinks he or she is one but he has a place to go when it gets too cold or rough. Not a truly a streetkid or gutterpunk.

I hate that oogle, spare changing when you know that in two days he'll go home to his mom's house.

by derek January 17, 2004

smashing herman

Sitting down on your nutsack really hard.

Man I just smashed herman again.

by Derek October 29, 2003

Chikaboobage

Lettin chickens peck at your nipples

Yum Yum

by Derek September 2, 2003

LHJ

LHJ-Lotion hand job. When a female gives you a hand job using lotion.

Using pre-warmed lotion a female places lotion on her hands and gives you LHJ, lotion hand job.

by Derek June 21, 2006

pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)

"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."

by derek June 19, 2006

bk

a blood killer and you are a crip or you say it to be cool

when you see a blood you say fuck you slob bk for life

by derek December 1, 2004

Jaood

blacktastic

"that guy has a lot of hats, oh and he sure rolls around in a lot of shit"

by derek August 3, 2003