DAve's definitions

gimpsy

the act of inserting a gerbil into the rectum. usually done for sexual purposes.

After giving Neil a rusty trombone, Bob dug into his bag of tricks and followed it up with a gimpsy. Neil was forever grateful.

by Dave January 4, 2005

maureen moor

one fat jewish prostitute that chows down on man milk

this fat girl pulled a maureen on me

the obese woman on the corner that blows sheep at the market is called maureen moor

by dave April 30, 2003

cringle

The CRINGLE is when the man finishes his load on a womans chin ear to ear much like the beard of Chris Cringle (Santa) it is a seasonal finishing move.

After all that make up sex I gave that bitch a cringle! and promised a pearl necklace next time.

by Dave December 16, 2004

gestapo

geh-stah-poh

*Nazi Germany's secret police. As militant & heavily-armed as the wehrmacht.

*A hack used to refer to a person (lotsa times a cop) who barges into your property for unofficial reasons and thus invades your privacy.

"Many cops today have gone gestapo. -_- that's what happens when people abuse their freedoms?"
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

APC

Codename initials for an Armored Personnel Carrier, a type of armored vehicle commonly used for transporting military personnel.

"A Hummer isn't a good example of an APC because it's not so well-armored; it's meant for high-speed transportation. But since there are many different kinds of Hummers, maybe one could be souped-up to withstand bulet-barrages."

by Dave March 26, 2004

shotgun effect

The act of turning in a whole bunch of applications to different areas of employment in hope that at least one of them employs you.

The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.

"The shotgun effect is my attempt to get a fucking job. BUT, it never happens. -_-' "
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

Rambo

*A term referring to a person dressed in military clothing and armed to the teeth, inspired by the movie.

*A term referring to a person carrying much quantities of anything.

"People call me Rambo even though I only wear military fatigues and don't have so much as an assault-rifle."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004