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tonk

Term used, primarily by US immigration officials in informal settings, to describe an illegal immigrant of any country. Origins are unknown, but definitely predate the use of metal flashlights, contrary to the most used description of origin. It's probable that the origin is related to Chinese immigration, as the first law to restrict immigration from a particular country was enacted in 1882. It's said that many of the illegal immigrants made their way to the US via the Gulf of Tonkin area of what is now Vietnam. It's also possible that the term is related to the Chinese "tong" mob. The word should be considered only as derogatory as the phrase "illegal alien" as it does not refer to race or even nationality, only to one's immigration status in the United States.
The US Border Patrol Agent caught 3 Honduran tonks, 18 Mexican tonks and a Korean tonk when they tried to sneak across the border this morning.
by Dave February 26, 2005
mugGet the tonkmug.

festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.
I had 7 beers, I'm festive
by Dave March 7, 2004
mugGet the festivemug.

Mikhail Less

My hack toward Michael Moore, to represent his liberalism, and how liberals are popularly portrayed as communists (not ALL libs are commies, but sadly, lots of them are).

Mikhail : a russian name, because Russia used to be a communist nation.
Less : because his knowledge deprives you of logic and sense, or pretty much, thought.
"Mikhail Less, I mean Michael Moore, is evil!"
-me
by Dave March 25, 2004
mugGet the Mikhail Lessmug.

scumbucket

Someone who holds a lot a scumword
You is a major scumbucket
by Dave July 8, 2003
mugGet the scumbucketmug.

flave money

the over whelming presence of skill, power, and cociane. to be one with the flow of rap and street culture and radiat the power of the cociane
wow that kid is sub-flave money, he'll never be flave money
by dave March 21, 2003
mugGet the flave moneymug.

chizzle

yo check out those chizzle's
by dave June 22, 2003
mugGet the chizzlemug.

cringle

The CRINGLE is when the man finishes his load on a womans chin ear to ear much like the beard of Chris Cringle (Santa) it is a seasonal finishing move.
After all that make up sex I gave that bitch a cringle! and promised a pearl necklace next time.
by Dave December 16, 2004
mugGet the cringlemug.

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