apple pie

*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.

"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!"

"Which kind?"

"Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"

by Dave April 08, 2004

spetznaz

Russian special forces.

"The Spetznaz are now creamed because of the end of the Cold War. Now slowly-but-surely they're getting back to normal so they can serve in counterterrorism and other special ops."

by Dave March 31, 2004

FART

Fathers
Against
Rude
Television

"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me

by Dave October 15, 2006

quality control

An excuse to remove hard-defined words, like mine. Contains options like "offensive" and "hateful", which are common in removing definitions.

"Let's face it : anything hateful and offensive in Urban Dictionary is funny!"
-me

by Dave January 28, 2007

jaf

A cool dude

That blokes a jaf

by Dave February 03, 2003

cat dapurdy

1> a commonly used phrase used in conversation about "bangable" chicks

2>a set standard of required cuteness, intelegence and overall amazingness of a person.

ex.1
dude 1:whoaaaa look at her

dude 2:cat dapurdyyyy

dude 1:huh?

dude 2:in other words "hott ass mutha fucka"

ex. 2

dude 1: i met this girl last night, shes cute, funny, sweet, and really hyper

dude 2: pffft i bet shes no cat dapurdy

by dave April 14, 2005

Faggostish

Really really fucking gay

I have never seen someone take on that much cock, how faggotish.

by Dave February 24, 2003