DAve's definitions

self-stroke'n'poke

Female masturbation.

"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave March 29, 2004

Liquidsmooth

A term used to describe a male that is so undeniably attractive to the opposite sex, that he can only be descibed as such, Liquidsmooth. In many cases such a male such attention from the opposite sex will trigger a reaction from other males, which can include jelousy, hate, anger etc. many of which will result in name calling, such as "Liquid you are such a girl", "Liquid you look like a girl" etc.

when I Liquidsmooth is constatly harassed for being prettier than most males (and females for that matter).

by dave January 27, 2005

Louis Farrakhan

A racist, anti-white, anti-semitic leader of the racist cult the Nation of Islam.

Promotes hatred of whites and Jews, and believes whites were created in a lab, are white devils, and that Judaism is a gutter religion.

Propegates hatred against whites and Jews while hiding behind the tired defense that blacks can't be racist, when they infact can.

What up white devil? You opppress the black man. I want you all to kill the white man, the white devils, and Jews, they knew about 9/11, they hate us. Kill them, but pretend we can't be racist.

by dave July 10, 2004

Pillock

Term of endearment; heartening

by Dave July 20, 2002

paisano

Means "friend" in Italian.

"I think."
-me

"Hey paisano!"
-a mafian walking past a fellow mafian

by Dave June 14, 2004

Lord-Mustang

Mentally retarded person with small penis

OMG your a Lord-Mustang

by Dave February 27, 2003

beef

*Another term for "fart".

*A term representing a grudge.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^ comes in hamburgers and even big fat steaks. I hear that deer tastes better though.

"....but people from India must think we're a bunch of psychotic lunatics (seeing as how, duh, beef comes from cows, and how cows are sacred in India). -_-' "
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004