DAve's definitions

kanay

Used while in the military as a way to say you are absolutely correct.
Derived from "you fuckin A right!"

Someone says Bush is no good, you say "kanay!"

by Dave January 17, 2004

grike

North western UK Slang for someones backside

Probably from the use of the word grike to decribe a split or cleft in a rock face

"He wants a good kick up the grike"

by Dave April 27, 2004

c-rats

Short for "combat rations".

"Snake, lookit your rations! You will not be able to use frozen C-rats!"
-Colonel Campbell in MGS, if you contact frequency 140.85 while equipped with frozen rations

by Dave March 28, 2004

shmarl

a real awesome event/thing/object

dave the shmarl

by dave January 11, 2004

Disco Day Syndrome

A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.

Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).

Results in frustration for the sick person.

Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.

Dave had a stinking cold but all his colleagues believed he was taking a Disco Day.

by Dave December 9, 2004

MOAB

"Massive Ordnance Air Burst"
"Mother Of All Bombs"

Premier US-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the Daisy Cutter and such related similar weapons.
Non-nuclear. Tested weeks before Operation Iraqi Freedom, off the coast of Florida. Currently the MOAB has not seen real battle usage, thus the MOAB is widely considered a scare tactic.

"The MOAB is the anti-nuclear bomb."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

Intel

*A corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced.

*Short for "intelligence", often government-related intelligence-gathering, often from the CIA, NSA, FBI.

"My most favorite Intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the Simpsons."

"Intel shows that the building is jam-packed with heavily-armed terrorists."
"Goodie."

by Dave September 10, 2004