BLUMF

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

by Dave January 10, 2004

compliment

Synonym for "offend".

"In this day and age, a guy can't compliment a girl without receiving trouble."
-me

ME: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Oh my God get the fuck away from me you fucking loser!!"

GUY: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Fuck you."

GIRL: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Aaw, thanks."

by Dave November 19, 2004

grill

*A term for a person's teeth.

*To grill, or barbeque.

*Word relating to physical action taken upon one.

*An item used for grilling and barbequing meat, particularly hamburgers. Grilling is an American tradition that has led to friendship and even philosophizing about the American Dream.

"Don't piss me off or I'll fuckin' grill ya man!"

by Dave June 16, 2004

british

The nationality name for a person from the united kingdom. It's also a language in its own right because they use words to represent meanings, words like bird, tart, claret, filth, bloody, etc etc etc.

"The british are America's best friends."

by Dave January 15, 2004

hitler missed one

Something you'd say if someone pissed you off, and if you know that that someone has jewish heritage.

ANGRY JEW : "*screaming and whining, then leaving"
SOMEONE : "....Hitler missed one."

by Dave February 09, 2004

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005

White Walrus

After ejaculating in a womans mouth, you cover her mouth with your hand and punch her in the stomach, thus causing the ejaculate to come out her nose

Dave came in her mouth and proceeded to give her a White Walrus.

by Dave April 12, 2005