by David April 25, 2003

by David March 24, 2004

A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.
by David March 06, 2004

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.
Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."
by David October 11, 2005

The act of thrusting one's dick in between the rather larger breasts of female. Also called a titty fuck.
by David June 18, 2006

an invention of the nazi's of microsoft to slow down the world and put everyone out of pocket, even the elderly, disabled and anyon else who hapens to live in a country were computers are used, i hope bill gates dies.
by david October 29, 2003
