Japanese-Massage

A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.
"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"

PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
by Dave May 01, 2004
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Pentagon

*A shape with 5 corners.

*Another name for the USDoD, which is a massive, pentagon-shaped building (hence its name), which serves as the center for all national defense information, planning, coordinating, etc etc.
"Donald Rumsfeld is the Secretary of Defense. He's also bad-ass."
-me
by Dave September 09, 2004
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Louisiana

A southern state in the USA known for a fascinating culture, but it's very unsafe to swim there because of alligators.
"He can catch'uh meanest alligatuh wi'just one hand.....that's all he got left 'cause alligatuh bit'im!"
by Dave July 24, 2006
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honor

"What is honor anymore? How can two mighty nations fight honorably if they both have to use dishonorable methods on occasion? Is honor something that gradually changes through time?"
by Dave November 30, 2004
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windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.
I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.
by Dave June 22, 2004
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sand-nigger

"Better a nigger than a sand-nigger."
-me
by Dave November 01, 2004
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uber

Some times used to refer to a person from the upper peninsula of Michigan. Likely from the Germany meaning of the word as “Above”.
Those ubers might as well be part of Canada.
by Dave February 17, 2005
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