DAVE's definitions

turdmuncher

Somebody who munches turds

Kelly: hey sue, what are you doing tonight?
Sue: Not much kelly, how bout you?
Kelly: Thought I might watch a movie and munch some turds. Wanna come over?
Sue: Sounds great kel, I love munching turds!

by Dave September 19, 2003

Cincinnati

yeaaaaaah, cincinnati is fun, yeaaaaaah. i like it, it is my homeland and i enjoy living here, although it is hard getting shot at by police and having a diet consisting mainly of chili spaghetti and flying pig. yeaaaaaah

Hannah: "Do you like Cincinnati Dave?"
Dave: "It's better than New Jersey"

by Dave October 25, 2003

stave

verb, meaning to damage, dent, scratch, scuff, etc. used in maine. past tense stove.

if your not careful you could stave up your face with that chain saw. junior went off the road the other night and stove up the the truck.

by dave October 17, 2003

shZ

Going to be a Virgin for life

shutup, your gonna be a shz

by Dave October 31, 2004

311

Five self-described "friends for life" making the best music in the world. They have been around since 1988 and are music's best kept secret. Definitely not racist.

Know that 311 has always been Down.

by Dave December 29, 2003

clums

massive mank bloke called stewart

man with glassess who breaks everything he touches

by dave January 29, 2004

locster

a locster is a mexican gangster

look at those locster's in the el camino.

by dave May 13, 2005