technophobe

A person who is irrationally afraid of technology.

My mom says sitting to close to the TV will make my eyes go square! She's such a technophobe.

by Dave October 12, 2003

pancake masturbator

A person that pleasures him or her self with a pancake. Offten gets off to pictures of aunt jamima.

Nickel is a crazy pancake masturabte.

by dave October 20, 2003

w/e

Abbreviation used in personal ads to mean "well endowed".

MBM, w/e, cut, D/D free = Married Black Male, well endowed, circumcized, free of drugs and disease.

by Dave April 16, 2006

satchel

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).

*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.

"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "

"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."

"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."

by Dave July 06, 2004

commie cap

A hat worn by Russians, usually made of fur, and has ear-covers; cylinder-ish shape fur cap.

"Commie caps are warm, but if you wear one people'll think you're a commie...that's sad because they look so cool. Imagine how warm they keep your head too."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Naked Snake

The name for "Snake" in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He is called "Naked Snake" because when he's sent into his mission, he doesn't carry any weapons with him (to be naked is to lack any armaments whatsoever).
Sounds kinda kinky, but we'll learn more in November 2004, eh? ^-^

"Kinda like 'Naked Jehuty' from ZOE2?"
-me

by Dave June 05, 2004

DSC

Distinguished Service Cross

The second highest decoration for a soldier to achieve in the US Military. The highest is the Medal of Honor. However, the DSC is a very high commendation that defines a true soldier.

"I bought a DSC at the gun-show this Saturday! ^.^ "
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004