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MP5SD5

The name for Heckler & Koch's infamous weapon. From the MP5 series.

The MP5SD5, chambered for 9mm, is really an MP5 with a pre-built suppressor of excellent quality. It is used most commonly by counterterrorist forces. Terrorists fear this weapon because of its clandestine capabilities and all-around great performance in the field.
"I want one, but it's automatic. -_-"
-me
by Dave February 3, 2004
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Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali
Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!
by dave November 18, 2003
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linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.
"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me
by Dave July 8, 2004
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dangler

"dangler, a true fucking champion"
by dave September 15, 2003
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Cheetos Bowl

A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.
"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?
by dave January 17, 2004
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God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.
"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric
by Dave July 6, 2004
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Poop Stewart

A person who holds somewhat of a position of power (but by no means is the man in charge) and tries abusing his power by attempting to boss others around, causing a great lack of respect towards the individual.
The vice principal of my high school was a total Poop Stewart!
by Dave March 4, 2004
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