dictator

1. Any head of state or a popular movement that does not allow Western Imperialists to rape and pillage his or her country, provides adequate healthcare and education, doesn't offer up their people was sweatshop labor, does not fall into the embrace of the IMF, Worldbank, WTO and serves the wrong national interest, that of the people of his or her nation as opposed to those of Western multinational corporations.
Alexandre Lukashenko is a dictator because people in Belarus aren't starving and illiterate in the name of the corporate defined "free" market, while Islam Karimov in Uzbekistan, who boils political opponents alive and imprisons their mothers, is a man of democracy.
by dave May 13, 2005
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shiitake

shee-tah-keh

A Japanese-origin mushroom, which is even used in various food styles.
"Don't know what shiitake tastes like, but I can assume it tastes like common mushrooms."
-me
by Dave June 23, 2004
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shumpuzee

A fat male who eats fastly with his mouth open.
Jared is a shumpuzee who ate his lunch in less than 5 minutes.
by Dave March 05, 2004
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pocket artillery

A term referring to, often a handgun, that is extremely powerful.
"A S&W M686 .357 Magnum revolver is pocket-artillery, and sometimes used by Navy SEAL's. Oh, and a Desert Eagle .50AE is pocket-artillery as well."
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by Dave September 10, 2004
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Force XXI

Force 21

A revolutionary new type of training program being experimented with by the US Armed Forces, particularly the Army.
"Eventually when youngsters grow up to join the Army they'll be put through the Force XXI's VR simulations and stuff. It sounds better than live exercises, but is it good enough to train soldiers via videogames? Maybe, maybe not. I like videogames though. ^_^ "
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by Dave March 26, 2004
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Misspelling of a very long word indeed: Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism
If I could spell psuedoultrapsuedoantidisestablishmentarianism, I wouldn't need a dictionary, would I?
by dave February 09, 2004
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hamham

shut the fuck up you hamham
by Dave January 15, 2004
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